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Old 10-12-2007, 10:09 PM
MasterLJ MasterLJ is offline
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Default K guys, going to Vegas brb

Before I go...

So I have to take a leak, it's like dusk here. I walk down the hall and into the bathroom door wide open, bathroom light off (hall light is enough) and I get down to b'ness, door proudly ajar for any hidden camera show that could potentially be awestruck by the size of my wang.... then it happened...

I hear a noise that sounds like my roommate coming home and I quickly shut the door and end up pissing in total darkness just praying that my hands are steady and my aim is true, using my best urine-sonor possible to detect if I was approaching the edge of the bowl.

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Vegas->IL->back home 11 days later.
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Old 10-12-2007, 10:12 PM
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no lights in your bathroom?
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Old 10-12-2007, 10:13 PM
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no lights in your bathroom?

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too lazy to turn them on, hall light was enough... shut door so fast I didn't get time to think of the consequences and I couldn't cut it off midstream.
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Old 10-12-2007, 10:14 PM
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Can I come?
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Old 10-12-2007, 10:14 PM
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Default Re: K guys, going to Vegas brb

If you aren't worried about a hidden camera show filming your wang why are you worried about your roommate seeing your wang?
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Old 10-12-2007, 10:15 PM
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If you aren't worried about a hidden camera show filming your wang why are you worried about your roommate seeing your wang?

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The man is fat and bald, he lacks self esteem.

If he saw "Homicide", as I like to call him, he might just commit suicide.
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Old 10-12-2007, 10:17 PM
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I like to call mine Jesus because all chicks should get on their knees and worship it.
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Old 10-12-2007, 10:18 PM
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Gotta work on that whole cutting it off midstream thing. I'm an expert and it comes in handy. *Wink*
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Old 10-12-2007, 10:20 PM
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Can I come?

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Old 10-12-2007, 10:20 PM
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Gotta work on that whole cutting it off midstream thing. I'm an expert and it comes in handy. *Wink*

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[x] relax baby, I'm just cutting it off
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