Won tickets to 50cents VIP pool party on accident, what is my play?

[En Passant]

Hijack...

Is it "on accident" or "by accident?"

[Dids]

I'm going to have to protest this avatar, as it belongs to the late, great, El Ishmael and should stay that way.

[Granite]

I think a Borat style Mankini would be perfect

[luckyjimm]

Update?

[traz]

WTF this is so lame. Just go, get drunk, and bang hot black bitches

[danvh]

If any one asks. You are 50s accountant..

[Arito]

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When 50's mackin on some bitches, go up to him and say, "Now I ain't sayin she a golddigga, but she ain't messin with no broke nikka"

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Now I think the idea of acting to get thrown out is pretty lame, but imagining a scrawny dorky white boy semi-singing this to 50 cent is hilarious.

[diddyeinstein]

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how the hell did you choose 50 over snoop? what is wrong with you?

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This was my first thought, how did it take like 10-15 replies to get to it.

[suzzer99]

I think the odds of this being a real party with real rapper thugs, bitches and hos is pretty small. I would bet it's gonna be some mtv spring break-style thing with mostly dorky radio listeners, and 50 cent making some contract-required minimum appearance and photo-op. Just my guess.

Or maybe it's going to be a totally off-the-hook rager with free-flowing crystall/coke/Louis XII, all real-life rap celebs and hot hos in bikinis... and Miami32 and friend.

[luckyjimm]

Tell him you think it's so cute that he's still alive

Act like it's your joke