Official October [censored] Thread

[cameronw01]

Hi.


I utterly despise poker in every imaginable form.

[ughaulkghalugh]

MatCauthon13: ive never pulled up a table and had all but one in the black before.

dasgasfasfasg

[Velocity]

looking for team waffle crush advice. i have 2 of 4 waffles left. i went peanut butter and syrup on the first two. with the cream cheese is it still syrup or do you use jelly?

edit: nevermind, I went jelly and it was mindblowing. this is the only way i'm eating them from now on.

[ZJ123]

the past two weeks have been by biggest downswing ever by far and it sucks

also, a picture that makes me laugh :

[mlagoo]

ughhh

thanks for posting that picture zj, at least that made me happy

i was supposed to get a massage at one of the best places at seoul today. left my hotel with the name of the place, cabby couldn't find it, i hadn't written down the number, i got out and wandered around for a while and i couldn't find it, came back to my hotel disappointed.

walk in my room, flip open my laptop to find a [censored] ugly, ugly, terrible blue screen with a bunch of words on it that i didn't understand. however, two phrases i did understand were "you should restart your computer immediately" (who knows how long it had been saying that) and "beginning physical memory dump"

WTF

restarted, it wont boot up. so im stuck in seoul at the very beginning of my trip with no laptop and no real idea of how to sort it out. also if i lose everything on that laptop... i had like a year and a half of good law school notes, tons of personal information, tons of pictures that i'm going to be really sad to lose. everyone was like "you should back up your HD dude" and i was all "sorry but what are you gonna do about it?" and now im kicking myself so hard.

the concierge said she'd try getting in touch with the dell srevice center tomorrow morning but i'm really not very hopeful. i imagine they'll just be like "we need to send it away for two weeks and maybe try to fix it or get you a new one," but in two weeks ill be in the middle of china with no way to retrieve it. this is all so [censored]. i'm probably gonna just buy a new one. does anyone know if laptops bought in korea work fine in america? gg another 2k, i dont even punt money at -ev games or cash or anything like that like most tourney donks, i just punt it by being a huge life fish.

also i had received a warning yesterday that there might be a virus on my computer, but it just said like "we've detected something weird, you should run your full virus scan," so i did, and it found nothing, and i felt like, [censored] it, i guess everything is ok. APPARENTLY NOT GAHHHHH.

BAD NEWS BEARS GUYS.

bad news bears.

[Clayton]

[Clayton]

look on the bright side matt, you're in [censored] asia.

[ughaulkghalugh]

sick beat dude [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[str8upnutz]

PokerStars Game #12391934966: Tournament #62647223, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/10/02 - 08:16:07 (ET)
Table '62647223 16' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: bigboy1126 (5000 in chips)
Seat 2: Fever 25 (5000 in chips)
Seat 3: str8upnuts (4990 in chips)
Seat 4: the_sherriff (4960 in chips)
Seat 5: dirk2340 (5000 in chips)
Seat 6: azertyrr (5000 in chips)
Seat 7: Nvanexel (4960 in chips)
Seat 8: liluane (5090 in chips)
Seat 9: JLB777 (5000 in chips)
the_sherriff: posts small blind 10
dirk2340: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to str8upnuts [Kh Kd]
azertyrr: folds
Nvanexel: folds
liluane: raises 120 to 140
JLB777: folds
bigboy1126: folds
Fever 25: folds
str8upnuts: raises 4850 to 4990 and is all-in
the_sherriff: folds
dirk2340: folds
liluane: calls 4850
*** FLOP *** [4s 9d 2s]
*** TURN *** [4s 9d 2s] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [4s 9d 2s 9c] [Ah]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
liluane: shows [Jc Ac] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
str8upnuts: shows [Kh Kd] (two pair, Kings and Nines)
str8upnuts said, "obv"
liluane collected 10010 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 10010 | Rake 0
Board [4s 9d 2s 9c Ah]
Seat 1: bigboy1126 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Fever 25 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: str8upnuts (button) showed [Kh Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 4: the_sherriff (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: dirk2340 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: azertyrr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Nvanexel folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: liluane showed [Jc Ac] and won (10010) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 9: JLB777 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Thing of beauty huh? i run like dog shiit forever! : (

[ughaulkghalugh]

that hand is a brag so u dont have to play a goddamn deepstack for 10 hours