How scared are you? What do YOU do?(tl;dr)

[hanimal]

Thanks for the read, thoroughly entertaining. Riveting.
I was on the edge of my seat.
I've driven from NC to Mass overnight alone before so I know what it's like to be tired in a rest stop.

It was a bit anticlimactic.
Thought that sharp knife was gonna come into play.

p.s. yeah, i think you closely escaped getting man-raped.