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Old 08-02-2007, 01:28 AM
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Default i fking want to kill myself

started session up 1k

now down 400



PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($354.35)
Button ($555.50)
SB ($221.80)
Hero ($273.90)
UTG ($200)
MP ($210)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $7</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $5.

Flop: ($15) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $38</font>, Button calls $26.

Turn: ($91) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $62</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $228.9</font>, Button calls $166.90.

River: ($548.80) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $548.80

Results in white below:
Hero has 4s 4d (three of a kind, fours).
Button has 9h Kh (flush, king high).
Outcome: Button wins $548.80.

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Button ($200)
SB ($257.95)
BB ($252.80)
Hero ($193)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, SB calls $7, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($18) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($18) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $10</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $34</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $58</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $185</font>, SB calls $127.

River: ($388) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: $388

Results in white below:
SB has 5s Ah (full house, aces full of fives).
Hero has 5c 5d (full house, fives full of aces).
Outcome: SB wins $388.

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MP ($196.65)
Hero ($572.95)
Button ($244.35)
SB ($224.35)
BB ($272.80)
UTG ($235.15)

Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $8</font>, Hero calls $8, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>.

Flop: ($19) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP bets $14</font>, Hero calls $14.

Turn: ($47) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP bets $32</font>, Hero calls $32.

River: ($111) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">MP bets $88</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $176</font>, MP calls $54.65 (All-In).

Final Pot: $396.30

Results in white below:
MP has 2h 2c (full house, twos full of eights).
Hero has Th Td (two pair, tens and eights).
Outcome: MP wins $396.30. Hero wins $33.35.

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UTG ($418.20)
MP ($193)
Hero ($500.45)
SB ($336.75)
BB ($344.40)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, SB calls $7, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($18) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $12</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $26</font>, Hero calls $14.

Turn: ($70) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $40</font>, SB calls $40.

River: ($150) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $16</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $50</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $262.75</font>, Hero calls $212.75.

Final Pot: $675.50

Results in white below:
Hero has Ad As (three of a kind, aces).
SB has Jc Kc (flush, ace high).
Outcome: SB wins $675.50.

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MP ($433.40)
Button ($262.20)
Hero ($222.85)
BB ($172)
UTG ($170.20)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, BB calls $6.

Flop: ($16) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $11</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $38</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $214.85</font>, BB calls $126 (All-In).

Turn: ($344) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($344) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $344

Results in white below:
Hero has Ac Ad (one pair, aces).
BB has Jh Js (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: BB wins $344. Hero wins $50.85.



tilt at its motherfkking finest i hate my life and im gonna go grab a bottle of wine and drink until i die
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:30 AM
NozeCandy NozeCandy is offline
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Default Re: i fking want to kill myself

I've been running breakeven for 4 days.
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:30 AM
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Default Re: i fking want to kill myself

you cant kill urself ur a mod
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:32 AM
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Default Re: i fking want to kill myself

[ QUOTE ]
I've been running breakeven for 4 days.

[/ QUOTE ]

OMG how do u get up in the morning?
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:35 AM
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Default Re: i fking want to kill myself

I've been losing my ass the last two days in the ring games on stars. This usually ends with me buying into every 109+ MTT on the site until I'm either busto or ROBUSTO. I just keep telling myself I'll win the Sunday Millions so I can be rolled for 25/50+, where I belong.
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:36 AM
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Default Re: i fking want to kill myself

-400 over 1400 hands.. how have you not killed yourself playing poker prior to this?

drama queen
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:38 AM
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Default Re: i fking want to kill myself

FU 1968 I DONT WANT YOU IN THIS THREAD
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:45 AM
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john kane?
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Old 08-02-2007, 01:47 AM
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Default Re: i fking want to kill myself

i didn't read the thread but i often feel the same way. we should probably both kill ourselves
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Old 08-02-2007, 02:00 AM
D.L.M. D.L.M. is offline
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Default Re: i fking want to kill myself

I just lost a 500$ pot at ft hu nl200 table as a 60/40 fav in a 3bet pot. I just cut my wrist.
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