Dear Bison: March 2006

[bisonbison]

OOTers and others,

It took me a few days of silent contemplation to muster the courage, sensitivity and contempt necessary to launch our 43rd annual Dear Bison thread.

I've been spending some incredibly frustrating time in the Science, Math, Philo and Politics forums, so if you've got any sort of that kind of question, please ask - that crap is right in my wheelhouse right now.

Some disclaimers:
I don't predict the future.
If you want to ask a supertough question and are too embarrassed to let OOT know that you suffer from fortnightly impotence unless you feast on the blood of Christian babies, register a gimmick account.

God is once again ready to play dice with the universe, and this time it's table stakes.

Have at it.

[Gildwulf]

Dear Bison,

What's your personal off-the-record opinion on the new GDrive?

[dcasper70]

Bison,

I'm having difficulty impregnating the wife (not due to lack of effort). Approaching the 3rd year of trying.

Aside from outsourcing, any suggestions?

[highlife]

Dear bison,

I just clicked on that link to a picture of Kate Moss and some virus infected my computer at work. Am I going to get fired?

Cordially,
highlife

[dmk]

Dear Bison,

Country fried steak for dinner tonight. Side = Mashed potatoes or French fries?

[bisonbison]

What's your personal off-the-record opinion on the new GDrive?

No.

[4_2_it]

Dear Bison,

Doesn't being in a boy band make Drew Lachey a semi-professional dancer? Should he have been allowed as a contestant on Dancing with the Stars?

[The DaveR]

Bison, I can't make any more decisions today. Should we go to the midget's Vegas thing or not. If you say yes I'll book a ticket tomorrow.

[billygrippo]

dear bison,

how often should one c-walk? like all the time? also, on a scale of 1-10 how street is google?

[JBB]

Dear Bison,

What do you sell at Google? A brief job description, if you will.