MTTC [censored] THREAD (November)

[KingDan]

ITM ftops ME KK<AK and JJ
FTP Mulligan KK<JJ for 3x average 25 to go

[Brandonjp13]

PokerStars Game #13330606637: Tournament #67622566, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/11/19 - 00:02:18 (ET)
Table '67622566 14' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: Undah (18390 in chips)
Seat 4: Gatormsp (18520 in chips)
Seat 5: steeldolphin (11920 in chips)
Seat 6: TiM_VeNoM (23047 in chips)
Seat 7: JM734 (10410 in chips)
Seat 8: Chaos716 (11330 in chips)
Seat 9: ronathon (8439 in chips)
Undah: posts the ante 75
Gatormsp: posts the ante 75
steeldolphin: posts the ante 75
TiM_VeNoM: posts the ante 75
JM734: posts the ante 75
Chaos716: posts the ante 75
ronathon: posts the ante 75
JM734: posts small blind 400
Chaos716: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Chaos716 [Ac Js]
ronathon: folds
Undah: calls 800
Gatormsp: folds
steeldolphin: calls 800
TiM_VeNoM: folds
JM734: folds
Chaos716: checks
*** FLOP *** [8s Kh Ah]
Chaos716: checks
Undah: checks
steeldolphin: checks
*** TURN *** [8s Kh Ah] [2s]
Chaos716: bets 3000
Undah: calls 3000
steeldolphin: raises 8045 to 11045 and is all-in
Chaos716: calls 7455 and is all-in
Undah: folds
*** RIVER *** [8s Kh Ah 2s] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Chaos716: shows [Ac Js] (a pair of Aces)
steeldolphin: shows [2d Kd] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
steeldolphin collected 27235 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 27235 | Rake 0
Board [8s Kh Ah 2s 9c]
Seat 1: Undah folded on the Turn
Seat 4: Gatormsp folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: steeldolphin showed [2d Kd] and won (27235) with two pair, Kings and Deuces
Seat 6: TiM_VeNoM (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: JM734 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Chaos716 (big blind) showed [Ac Js] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 9: ronathon folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Of course that guy thats 13.2/11.1 over the last 50 hands picks this hand to donk around on and I swing for the check raise flop and let him hit, GG me.

[nath]

btw, i don't know who this is, but i looked you up and found it pretty funny you don't have a single buyin over $3. yeah, i'm sure you'll really be at bellagio next month!

feel free to out yourself, not that you have the balls to.

1relentlessc [observer]: stop crying and take the beating son
Cap'nJackpot: pls remain on the rail
Cap'nJackpot: ty
Dealer: pOmPaNoPiMp, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
Dealer: Game #13330116539: Cap'nJackpot wins pot (17100)
1relentlessc [observer]: there isnt a rail so stop crying
Cap'nJackpot: pls make yourself sound dumber
Cap'nJackpot: ty
Dealer: Game #13330125059: Cap'nJackpot wins pot (35100)
1relentlessc [observer]: plz make urself a bigger jerk then what is posted about u fat boy

1relentlessc [observer]: i see u took ut tough guy pill while uronline i played u live u didnt say aword to me


1relentlessc [observer]: lmao ur such a jerk off
Cap'nJackpot: lol if you think i'm scared of you
1relentlessc [observer]: not to bright but funny in a lame way
1relentlessc [observer]: trust me online ur bad as itgets


the half dozen broke retards who troll me constantly are starting to wear on me. roll up, son!

[shaundeeb]

another muligan special

Full Tilt Poker Game #4224015631: The Sunday Mulligan (31353539), Table 84 - 3000/6000 Ante 750 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:21:56 ET - 2007/11/19
Seat 1: Wiscomurray (105,152)
Seat 2: MoormanI (96,747)
Seat 3: acewipe3 (78,982)
Seat 4: tedsfishfry (109,544)
Seat 5: Saveurmoney (159,182)
Seat 6: CrazyZachary (206,732)
Seat 9: Jedstar (44,837)
Wiscomurray antes 750
MoormanI antes 750
acewipe3 antes 750
tedsfishfry antes 750
Saveurmoney antes 750
CrazyZachary antes 750
Jedstar antes 750
tedsfishfry posts the small blind of 3,000
Saveurmoney posts the big blind of 6,000
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tedsfishfry [Ks Ad]
CapitalRaise sits down
CapitalRaise adds 46,801
SCTrojans08 sits down
SCTrojans08 adds 142,100
CrazyZachary has 15 seconds left to act
CrazyZachary folds
Jedstar raises to 44,087, and is all in
SCTrojans08: gl moorman
SCTrojans08: and tedfishfry
Wiscomurray raises to 104,402, and is all in
MoormanI folds
acewipe3 folds
SCTrojans08: and friend of marcos
tedsfishfry raises to 108,794, and is all in
Saveurmoney folds
tedsfishfry shows [Ks Ad]
Jedstar shows [Qd Kc]
Wiscomurray shows [Tc As]
Uncalled bet of 4,392 returned to tedsfishfry
*** FLOP *** [7s 4c Th]
*** TURN *** [7s 4c Th] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [7s 4c Th Ts] [Js]
tedsfishfry shows a pair of Tens
Wiscomurray shows three of a kind, Tens
Wiscomurray wins the side pot (120,630) with three of a kind, Tens
Jedstar shows a pair of Tens
Wiscomurray wins the main pot (143,511) with three of a kind, Tens
tedsfishfry: %&!# you
Jedstar stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 264,141 Main pot 143,511. Side pot 120,630. | Rake 0
Board: [7s 4c Th Ts Js]
Seat 1: Wiscomurray showed [Tc As] and won (264,141) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 2: MoormanI folded before the Flop
Seat 3: acewipe3 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: tedsfishfry (small blind) showed [Ks Ad] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: Saveurmoney (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: CrazyZachary folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Jedstar showed [Qd Kc] and lost with a pair of Tens

[Sherman]

[ QUOTE ]
Weird thing was she didn't even seem drunk...


[/ QUOTE ]

LOL. Very funny JP. Sorry man.

[shaundeeb]

more fun [censored]

Full Tilt Poker Game #4224154589: The Fifty-Fifty (31127550), Table 63 - 300/600 Ante 75 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:37:12 ET - 2007/11/19
Seat 1: num1wifey (705)
Seat 2: ITZGR8TOBEATU (2,474)
Seat 3: tedsfishfry (17,107)
Seat 4: fitschy (20,801)
Seat 5: CHUCKTHEKING (9,545)
Seat 6: Waters81 (13,414)
Seat 7: Shuremen (13,649)
Seat 8: xMONSTERxDONGx (14,220)
Seat 9: TT_birddog (8,740)
num1wifey antes 75
ITZGR8TOBEATU antes 75
tedsfishfry antes 75
fitschy antes 75
CHUCKTHEKING antes 75
Waters81 antes 75
Shuremen antes 75
xMONSTERxDONGx antes 75
TT_birddog antes 75
Shuremen posts the small blind of 300
xMONSTERxDONGx posts the big blind of 600
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tedsfishfry [Ad Ac]
TT_birddog folds
num1wifey raises to 630, and is all in
num1wifey: gg
ITZGR8TOBEATU raises to 2,399, and is all in
CHUCKTHEKING has been disconnected
CHUCKTHEKING has reconnected
tedsfishfry calls 2,399
num1wifey: sry man
num1wifey: ytake all ur chips
fitschy has 15 seconds left to act
fitschy has requested TIME
fitschy folds
CHUCKTHEKING folds
Waters81 folds
Shuremen folds
xMONSTERxDONGx calls 1,799
*** FLOP *** [3d 8d 3c]
xMONSTERxDONGx checks
tedsfishfry has 15 seconds left to act
tedsfishfry bets 6,600
xMONSTERxDONGx raises to 11,746, and is all in
tedsfishfry calls 5,146
xMONSTERxDONGx shows [3s As]
num1wifey shows [7h Ah]
ITZGR8TOBEATU shows [Jd Jc]
tedsfishfry shows [Ad Ac]
*** TURN *** [3d 8d 3c] [8h]

Shaundman (12:38:48 AM): *** RIVER *** [3d 8d 3c 8h] [5h]
xMONSTERxDONGx shows a full house, Threes full of Eights
tedsfishfry shows two pair, Aces and Eights
xMONSTERxDONGx wins side pot #2 (23,492) with a full house, Threes full of Eights
ITZGR8TOBEATU shows two pair, Jacks and Eights
xMONSTERxDONGx wins side pot #1 (5,307) with a full house, Threes full of Eights
num1wifey shows two pair, Eights and Threes
xMONSTERxDONGx wins the main pot (3,495) with a full house, Threes full of Eights
num1wifey stands up
ITZGR8TOBEATU stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 32,294 Main pot 3,495. Side pot 1 5,307. Side pot 2 23,492. | Rake 0
Board: [3d 8d 3c 8h 5h]

Seat 1: num1wifey showed [7h Ah] and lost with two pair, Eights and Threes
Seat 2: ITZGR8TOBEATU showed [Jd Jc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 3: tedsfishfry showed [Ad Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 4: fitschy folded before the Flop
Seat 5: CHUCKTHEKING folded before the Flop
Seat 6: Waters81 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Shuremen (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: xMONSTERxDONGx (big blind) showed [3s As] and won (32,294) with a full house, Threes full of Eights
Seat 9: TT_birddog folded before the Flop

[bigballz]

Full Tilt Poker Game #4234348598: $1K Monday (30756823), Table 25 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:56:27 ET - 2007/11/19
Seat 1: Michael Craig (17,005)
Seat 2: busto_soon (4,340)
Seat 3: AllenCunningham (19,973)
Seat 4: WPThero (25,210)
Seat 5: HigHRolliN44 (10,362)
Seat 6: negroblanco (42,523)
Seat 7: JOEYTHEB (15,565)
Seat 8: brentbb (22,350)
Seat 9: Badminton Icon (13,207)
Michael Craig antes 50
busto_soon antes 50
AllenCunningham antes 50
WPThero antes 50
HigHRolliN44 antes 50
negroblanco antes 50
JOEYTHEB antes 50
brentbb antes 50
Badminton Icon antes 50
busto_soon posts the small blind of 200
AllenCunningham posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to negroblanco [Ks Kd]
WPThero folds
HigHRolliN44 folds
negroblanco raises to 1,100
JOEYTHEB folds
brentbb folds
Badminton Icon folds
Michael Craig calls 1,100
busto_soon raises to 4,290, and is all in
Michael Craig: i'm just thinking of my dog's vet bills
AllenCunningham has 15 seconds left to act
AllenCunningham has requested TIME
AllenCunningham calls 3,890
negroblanco has 15 seconds left to act
negroblanco has requested TIME
negroblanco raises to 42,473, and is all in
Michael Craig has 15 seconds left to act
AllenCunningham: that make things tough
Michael Craig folds
AllenCunningham has 15 seconds left to act
AllenCunningham has requested TIME
AllenCunningham: y u do that?
AllenCunningham: well, the guy on the rail said you have ak
AllenCunningham calls 15,633, and is all in
negroblanco shows [Ks Kd]
busto_soon shows [Js Jd]
AllenCunningham shows [Qd Qc]
Uncalled bet of 22,550 returned to negroblanco
*** FLOP *** [7c 5h Qh]
*** TURN *** [7c 5h Qh] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [7c 5h Qh 9d] [Ah]
negroblanco shows a pair of Kings
AllenCunningham shows three of a kind, Queens
AllenCunningham wins the side pot (31,266) with three of a kind, Queens
busto_soon shows a pair of Jacks
AllenCunningham wins the main pot (14,420) with three of a kind, Queens
negroblanco: FK U RAIL
busto_soon stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 45,686 Main pot 14,420. Side pot 31,266. | Rake 0
Board: [7c 5h Qh 9d Ah]
Seat 1: Michael Craig (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: busto_soon (small blind) showed [Js Jd] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 3: AllenCunningham (big blind) showed [Qd Qc] and won (45,686) with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 4: WPThero folded before the Flop
Seat 5: HigHRolliN44 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: negroblanco showed [Ks Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 7: JOEYTHEB folded before the Flop
Seat 8: brentbb folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Badminton Icon folded before the Flop

gahhhhhhhhhhhhh woulda had a massive CL

[cking]

Just busted in the FTP 1k after having AQ < Q4o blind vs blind with 14ppl left. Going on suicide watch now

[unconscious]

SIGH

PokerStars Game #13352170681: Tournament #67348617, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (2000/4000) - 2007/11/20 - 02:08:42 (ET)
Table '67348617 51' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: KRfishONE (55646 in chips)
Seat 2: ippmiki5 (80194 in chips)
Seat 3: Pokerofwind (47217 in chips)
Seat 4: brownbike (63376 in chips)
Seat 5: nickyben (33198 in chips)
Seat 6: 6's and 8's (62935 in chips)
Seat 7: xFarOutMan (240299 in chips)
Seat 8: Bonds252525 (128073 in chips)
Seat 9: KK168 (41490 in chips)
KRfishONE: posts the ante 400
ippmiki5: posts the ante 400
Pokerofwind: posts the ante 400
brownbike: posts the ante 400
nickyben: posts the ante 400
6's and 8's: posts the ante 400
xFarOutMan: posts the ante 400
Bonds252525: posts the ante 400
KK168: posts the ante 400
brownbike: posts small blind 2000
nickyben: posts big blind 4000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KRfishONE [Ad Qc]
6's and 8's: folds
xFarOutMan: folds
Bonds252525: folds
KK168: folds
KRfishONE: raises 7111 to 11111
ippmiki5: folds
Pokerofwind: folds
brownbike: folds
nickyben: raises 21687 to 32798 and is all-in
KRfishONE: calls 21687
*** FLOP *** [Kh 7s Th]
*** TURN *** [Kh 7s Th] [Ah]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 7s Th Ah] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nickyben: shows [Jh Qh] (a Royal Flush)
KRfishONE: shows [Ad Qc] (a pair of Aces)
nickyben collected 71196 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 71196 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 7s Th Ah 5d]
Seat 1: KRfishONE showed [Ad Qc] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: ippmiki5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Pokerofwind (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: brownbike (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: nickyben (big blind) showed [Jh Qh] and won (71196) with a Royal Flush
Seat 6: 6's and 8's folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: xFarOutMan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Bonds252525 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: KK168 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[unconscious]

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PUCK FOKER

PokerStars Game #13352229942: Tournament #67348617, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XVI (2000/4000) - 2007/11/20 - 02:15:09 (ET)
Table '67348617 51' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: KRfishONE (30048 in chips)
Seat 2: ippmiki5 (78194 in chips)
Seat 3: Pokerofwind (45217 in chips)
Seat 4: brownbike (59376 in chips)
Seat 5: nickyben (85196 in chips)
Seat 6: $wanswan (291410 in chips)
Seat 7: xFarOutMan (243899 in chips)
Seat 8: Bonds252525 (175008 in chips)
Seat 9: KK168 (35490 in chips)
KRfishONE: posts the ante 400
ippmiki5: posts the ante 400
Pokerofwind: posts the ante 400
brownbike: posts the ante 400
nickyben: posts the ante 400
$wanswan: posts the ante 400
xFarOutMan: posts the ante 400
Bonds252525: posts the ante 400
KK168: posts the ante 400
KK168: posts small blind 2000
KRfishONE: posts big blind 4000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to KRfishONE [Ks Kh]
ippmiki5: folds
Pokerofwind: folds
brownbike: folds
nickyben: folds
$wanswan: raises 7700 to 11700
xFarOutMan: folds
Bonds252525: folds
KK168: calls 9700
KRfishONE: raises 17948 to 29648 and is all-in
$wanswan: calls 17948
KK168: calls 17948
*** FLOP *** [2c 2h 6s]
KK168: bets 5442 and is all-in
$wanswan: calls 5442
*** TURN *** [2c 2h 6s] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [2c 2h 6s 9s] [Qd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KK168: shows [8d 8h] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
$wanswan: shows [2s 7s] (three of a kind, Deuces)
KRfishONE said, "omfg"
$wanswan collected 10884 from side pot
KRfishONE: shows [Ks Kh] (two pair, Kings and Deuces)
$wanswan collected 92544 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 103428 Main pot 92544. Side pot 10884. | Rake 0
Board [2c 2h 6s 9s Qd]
Seat 1: KRfishONE (big blind) showed [Ks Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Deuces
Seat 2: ippmiki5 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Pokerofwind folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: brownbike folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: nickyben folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: $wanswan showed [2s 7s] and won (103428) with three of a kind, Deuces
Seat 7: xFarOutMan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Bonds252525 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: KK168 (small blind) showed [8d 8h] and lost with two pair, Eights and Deuces