Worst acts of banroll management you have ever seen....

[augie_]

any time i would sweat HIV

[PrimogenitoX]

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I know a then low limit online player who was rolled for the limits he played.

One night back in the day he is drunk at home and watching the 50/100 on UB where Prahlad is playing heads up (with GreenPlastic perhaps).

He decides to sit in with his whole roll of ~$5k 'as a joke' but I guess they had high speed tables or something because he winds up accidentally posting the big blind.

No big deal he thinks, he'll just play super nitty for his 3 hands and then leave.

First hand Prah pots in the SB, hero calls with maybe AT in big blind.

Flop is something like T63, maybe with a flush draw.

Prah open-shoves. Hero calls. Prah's QQ holds up.

100% bankroll loss in less than a minute.

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Justice

[Fracchiolla]

Won a freeroll on VC turned 134 into 17k in two months playing 1-2 and 2-4. Went on super tilt and lost the lot in a few hours,gutting.

[Seattleallstar]

I had ran up a 500 dollar deposit into over 5k in less than a week on pokerstars.

Sat down at a 50/100 limit hold em table with neverwin and chris moneymaker. I'm dealt JJ UTG I raise, moneymaker pumps it and I cap. Flop is Jxx all hearts, I raise money caps. turn is another meaningless card raise and cap again. River is 4th heart check and make crying call. Moneymaker had 10 four in his hand, 10 was a heart. I nearly destroyed my laptop at that point. Although I did make a sick call with jack high against neverwin to take it down, other than that he got me back when my AA was cracked when he called me down with 66 to the river to hit his set. I think I donked off the rest of my bankroll playing 10/20 stud

[Riverman]

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shaun [censored] deeb

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winnar

[The 13th 4postle]

Can't believe this hasn't been said already...

HU 4 ROLLZ!!!!

[BowToYourSensei]

won 10k at a tourney in reno. immediately afterwards played a 5-10 NL uncapped game while drunk. straddled every time i could for min $200

oops

[1tripz1]

Not as bad as some of the retarded ones posted (if true) but i got a free $10 deposit in an online casino, got it up to £1000 playing blackjack and then spread it all over one spin of roullete using just ponies and lost it all. For a complete BR nit like me that one hurt.

[luckyjimm]

Hmmmm I used to play £10/£20 NLHE on my £2k-max credit card, just after I left my job to become a "poker pro".

I got up to about £5k (so empty card + £3k in bank) before - amazingly - losing it all one night. And I got them to extend my limit another grand, too. Who'd have thought it??

[Marmor]

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Hmmmm I used to play £10/£20 NLHE on my £2k-max credit card, just after I left my job to become a "poker pro".

I got up to about £5k (so empty card + £3k in bank) before - amazingly - losing it all one night. And I got them to extend my limit another grand, too. Who'd have thought it??

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That's the most surprising thing I heard since... well ... ever.