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If I had the option, I would castrate Bill Frist with a pair of rusty scissors....dull one's at that 24 48.98%
or, you could staple his ears together across his forehead (they'll stretch), then stick a twelve gauge up his piss hole and pull the trigger (double barrell buckshot, no less) 25 51.02%
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:27 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

idk which one u meant

and i closed window :-\
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:27 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

I HAS 7.3K
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:30 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

WTF WAS THAT
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:31 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

RIGGED BS

PokerStars Game #12043476863: Tournament #61018386, $5.00+$0.50 HORSE (7 Card Stud Limit) - Level IV (100/200) - 2007/09/13 - 21:27:25 (ET)
Table '61018386 7' 8-max
Seat 1: meleader2 (342 in chips)
Seat 2: burns1986 (1246 in chips)
Seat 3: cognoscenti (560 in chips)
Seat 4: atazahn (1200 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: Lo-Tan (1402 in chips)
Seat 6: smittymatt (2089 in chips)
Seat 7: BlueDevils09 (2420 in chips)
Seat 8: excanuck (2621 in chips)
excanuck: posts the ante 10
meleader2: posts the ante 10
burns1986: posts the ante 10
cognoscenti: posts the ante 10
atazahn: posts the ante 10
Lo-Tan: posts the ante 10
smittymatt: posts the ante 10
BlueDevils09: posts the ante 10
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to meleader2 [2d]
Dealt to burns1986 [9h 9d 9s]
Dealt to cognoscenti [3s]
Dealt to atazahn [5s]
Dealt to Lo-Tan [7c]
Dealt to smittymatt [Kd]
Dealt to BlueDevils09 [Ad]
Dealt to excanuck [Qd]
meleader2 said, "FUUUUUUUCK"
meleader2: bets 100
burns1986: raises 100 to 200
cognoscenti: raises 100 to 300
atazahn: folds
Lo-Tan: folds
smittymatt: folds
BlueDevils09: folds
excanuck: folds
meleader2: raises 32 to 332 and is all-in
Betting is capped
burns1986: calls 132
cognoscenti: calls 32
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to meleader2 [2d] [5c]
Dealt to burns1986 [9h 9d 9s] [3c]
Dealt to cognoscenti [3s] [4d]
burns1986: bets 100
cognoscenti: calls 100
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to meleader2 [2d 5c] [Th]
Dealt to burns1986 [9h 9d 9s 3c] [7d]
Dealt to cognoscenti [3s 4d] [2s]
burns1986: bets 200
cognoscenti: calls 118 and is all-in
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to meleader2 [2d 5c Th] [7s]
Dealt to burns1986 [9h 9d 9s 3c 7d] [Ts]
Dealt to cognoscenti [3s 4d 2s] [4s]
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to burns1986 [9h 9d 9s 3c 7d Ts] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
burns1986: shows [9h 9d 9s 3c 7d Ts 5h] (three of a kind, Nines)
cognoscenti: shows [Ac 3h 3s 4d 2s 4s 5d] (a straight, Ace to Five)
cognoscenti collected 436 from side pot
meleader2: shows [8s 8c 2d 5c Th 7s As] (a pair of Eights)
cognoscenti said, "AHAHAHHA"
cognoscenti collected 1076 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1512 Main pot 1076. Side pot 436. | Rake 0
Seat 1: meleader2 showed [8s 8c 2d 5c Th 7s As] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: burns1986 showed [9h 9d 9s 3c 7d Ts 5h] and lost with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 3: cognoscenti showed [Ac 3h 3s 4d 2s 4s 5d] and won (1512) with a straight, Ace to Five
Seat 4: atazahn folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Lo-Tan folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 6: smittymatt folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 7: BlueDevils09 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: excanuck folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:34 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

ha that was me huuuge suckout
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:35 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

I got owned in NL

PokerStars Game #12043525965: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/09/13 - 21:30:06 (ET)
Table '61016944 9' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: TeamSquirtle (5190 in chips)
Seat 2: goatskin78 (1480 in chips)
Seat 3: ClayGongora (1260 in chips)
Seat 4: FoChizzle (1300 in chips)
Seat 5: bonoedge (705 in chips)
Seat 6: taolihtm (2920 in chips)
Seat 7: EscobarsHero (1390 in chips)
Seat 8: D0ok1e (1490 in chips)
Seat 9: Barretboy9 (1450 in chips)
Barretboy9: posts small blind 10
TeamSquirtle: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to taolihtm [Jc 8c]
goatskin78: folds
ClayGongora: folds
FoChizzle: folds
bonoedge: folds
taolihtm: raises 40 to 60
EscobarsHero: calls 60
D0ok1e: folds
Barretboy9: folds
TeamSquirtle: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh 6d Jh]
taolihtm: bets 90
EscobarsHero: calls 90
*** TURN *** [Qh 6d Jh] [6c]
taolihtm: checks
EscobarsHero: bets 220
taolihtm: raises 1220 to 1440
EscobarsHero: calls 1020 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Qh 6d Jh 6c] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
taolihtm: shows [Jc 8c] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes)
EscobarsHero: shows [Jd As] (two pair, Jacks and Sixes - Ace kicker)
taolihtm said, "lol"
EscobarsHero collected 2810 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2810 | Rake 0
Board [Qh 6d Jh 6c 7d]
Seat 1: TeamSquirtle (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: goatskin78 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ClayGongora folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: FoChizzle folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: bonoedge folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: taolihtm showed [Jc 8c] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 7: EscobarsHero showed [Jd As] and won (2810) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 8: D0ok1e (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Barretboy9 (small blind) folded before Flop
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:40 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

yar i pull a fast one




PokerStars Game #12043604615: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/09/13 - 21:34:27 (ET)
Table '61016944 7' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: ICuRaRook (2815 in chips)
Seat 2: TommiTommi (1650 in chips)
Seat 3: Rekwob (2685 in chips)
Seat 4: tilt_donkey (3210 in chips)
Seat 5: meleader2 (1535 in chips)
Seat 6: Topshelf21 (1355 in chips)
Seat 7: BadAfro (675 in chips)
Seat 8: Butcho22 (1570 in chips)
Seat 9: Artsemis (1405 in chips)
BadAfro: posts small blind 15
Butcho22: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to meleader2 [9d Ac]
Artsemis: folds
ICuRaRook: folds
TommiTommi: folds
Rekwob: folds
tilt_donkey: raises 90 to 120
meleader2: calls 120
Topshelf21: folds
BadAfro: folds
Butcho22: folds
*** FLOP *** [8h Jc Qh]
tilt_donkey: checks
meleader2: bets 210
tilt_donkey: folds
meleader2 collected 285 from pot
meleader2: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 285 | Rake 0
Board [8h Jc Qh]
Seat 1: ICuRaRook folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: TommiTommi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Rekwob folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: tilt_donkey folded on the Flop
Seat 5: meleader2 collected (285)
Seat 6: Topshelf21 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: BadAfro (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: Butcho22 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: Artsemis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:40 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

crafy turn check
PokerStars Game #12043657889: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/09/13 - 21:37:24 (ET)
Table '61016944 1' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Admooooooo (8065 in chips)
Seat 2: WorkPlease (1370 in chips)
Seat 3: Lo-Tan (1510 in chips)
Seat 4: Thalaivar (3425 in chips)
Seat 5: on_thg (1365 in chips)
Seat 6: jupiterpig (1425 in chips)
Seat 8: gilmour81 (765 in chips)
Seat 9: burns1986 (1730 in chips)
Lo-Tan: posts small blind 15
Thalaivar: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to burns1986 [Ad Ks]
on_thg: folds
jupiterpig: folds
gilmour81: folds
burns1986: raises 60 to 90
Admooooooo: folds
WorkPlease: folds
Lo-Tan: folds
Thalaivar: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [6c Ts 5c]
Thalaivar: checks
burns1986: bets 123
Thalaivar: calls 123
*** TURN *** [6c Ts 5c] [As]
Thalaivar: checks
burns1986: checks
*** RIVER *** [6c Ts 5c As] [6h]
Thalaivar: bets 420
burns1986: calls 420
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Thalaivar: shows [Qc Jh] (a pair of Sixes)
burns1986: shows [Ad Ks] (two pair, Aces and Sixes)
burns1986 collected 1281 from pot
burns1986 said, ": )"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1281 | Rake 0
Board [6c Ts 5c As 6h]
Seat 1: Admooooooo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: WorkPlease (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Lo-Tan (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Thalaivar (big blind) showed [Qc Jh] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 5: on_thg folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: jupiterpig folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: gilmour81 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: burns1986 showed [Ad Ks] and won (1281) with two pair, Aces and Sixes
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:42 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

THIS IZ TEH BEST BIRFDAY EVAH

PokerStars Game #12043666296: Tournament #61018386, $5.00+$0.50 HORSE (7 Card Stud Hi/Lo Limit) - Level V (150/300) - 2007/09/13 - 21:37:52 (ET)
Table '61018386 9' 8-max
Seat 1: SpurrierFTW (1325 in chips)
Seat 2: emyouexwhy (1178 in chips)
Seat 3: Kitbop (1830 in chips)
Seat 4: AWice (970 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: Quicksilvre (4375 in chips)
Seat 6: Butcho22 (1520 in chips)
Seat 8: capt sukout (8111 in chips)
Quicksilvre: posts the ante 15
Butcho22: posts the ante 15
capt sukout: posts the ante 15
SpurrierFTW: posts the ante 15
emyouexwhy: posts the ante 15
Kitbop: posts the ante 15
AWice: posts the ante 15
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to SpurrierFTW [5d]
Dealt to emyouexwhy [7d]
Dealt to Kitbop [Kc]
Dealt to AWice [Kh]
Dealt to Quicksilvre [Th Tc Td]
Dealt to Butcho22 [Jh]
Dealt to capt sukout [8s]
Quicksilvre said, "lol"
SpurrierFTW: brings in for 75
emyouexwhy: folds
Kitbop: folds
AWice: folds
Quicksilvre: raises 75 to 150
Butcho22: folds
SpurrierFTW said, "why do i always have to bring in? rigged"
capt sukout: calls 150
SpurrierFTW: folds
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to Quicksilvre [Th Tc Td] [Ts]
Dealt to capt sukout [8s] [Ad]
Quicksilvre: bets 150
capt sukout: calls 150
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to Quicksilvre [Th Tc Td Ts] [6c]
Dealt to capt sukout [8s Ad] [Ah]
capt sukout: checks
Quicksilvre: bets 300
capt sukout: calls 300
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to Quicksilvre [Th Tc Td Ts 6c] [Js]
Dealt to capt sukout [8s Ad Ah] [4c]
capt sukout: checks
Quicksilvre: bets 300
capt sukout: calls 300
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to Quicksilvre [Th Tc Td Ts 6c Js] [2d]
capt sukout: checks
Quicksilvre: bets 300
capt sukout: raises 300 to 600
Quicksilvre: raises 300 to 900
capt sukout: calls 300
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Quicksilvre: shows [Th Tc Td Ts 6c Js 2d] (HI: four of a kind, Tens)
capt sukout: mucks hand
Quicksilvre collected 3780 from pot
No low hand qualified
SpurrierFTW said, "lol"
capt sukout said, "lololol"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3780 | Rake 0
Seat 1: SpurrierFTW folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 2: emyouexwhy folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Kitbop folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 4: AWice folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Quicksilvre showed [Th Tc Td Ts 6c Js 2d] and won (3780) with HI: four of a kind, Tens
Seat 6: Butcho22 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: capt sukout mucked [3h Qh 8s Ad Ah 4c 4h]
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Old 09-13-2007, 09:42 PM
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Default Re: BBV 2+2 MAIN EVENT Tourney Tomorrow Night (BONUS) 9 p.m. E/ 6 p.m

YEAH PUT ME ON THE BB WHEN IM THE SHORTSTACK [censored] JOPKE

PokerStars Game #12043712964: Tournament #61018386, $5.00+$0.50 HORSE (Hold'em Limit) - Level VI (200/400) - 2007/09/13 - 21:40:25 (ET)
Table '61018386 13' 8-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: metalspork (509 in chips)
Seat 2: Nikita69 (365 in chips)
Seat 3: Simbbo (3445 in chips)
Seat 4: Artsemis (2450 in chips)
Seat 5: IcarusJam (3208 in chips)
Seat 6: ArtySpooner (2837 in chips)
Seat 7: jack492505 (785 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: zan nen (3436 in chips)
metalspork: posts small blind 100
Nikita69: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Nikita69 [2c Js]
Simbbo: folds
Artsemis: raises 200 to 400
IcarusJam: folds
Nikita69 said, "OH GODDAMMIT"
ArtySpooner: folds
jack492505: folds
zan nen: raises 200 to 600
metalspork: folds
Nikita69 said, "ON MY FRIKCN BLIND"
Nikita69: calls 165 and is all-in
Artsemis: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [3h 9s 7h]
Artsemis: checks
zan nen: bets 200
Artsemis: raises 200 to 400
zan nen: calls 200
*** TURN *** [3h 9s 7h] [6d]
Artsemis: bets 400
zan nen: calls 400
*** RIVER *** [3h 9s 7h 6d] [Qc]
Artsemis: checks
zan nen: bets 400
Artsemis: calls 400
Nikita69 said, "****ING JOPKE"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
zan nen: shows [Ac Ks] (high card Ace)
Artsemis: shows [9h Ah] (a pair of Nines)
Artsemis collected 2870 from side pot
metalspork said, "man that messes my head up every time we change game lol"
Nikita69: mucks hand
zan nen said, "omgggggggggggggggggg"
Artsemis collected 1195 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4065 Main pot 1195. Side pot 2870. | Rake 0
Board [3h 9s 7h 6d Qc]
Seat 1: metalspork (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Nikita69 (big blind) mucked [2c Js]
Seat 3: Simbbo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Artsemis showed [9h Ah] and won (4065) with a pair of Nines
Seat 5: IcarusJam folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ArtySpooner folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: jack492505 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: zan nen (button) showed [Ac Ks] and lost with high card Ace
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