Beat: Someone trying to poison me?

[Georgia Avenue]

She's cute and irish looking. Irish women don't try to kill you. If she's british in background, she may one of those Puritans who cut off the head of Charles I though so check her papers/teeth thoroughly.

My advice as your attorney.
--GA

[nsdjoe]

maybe you walk in your sleep. I've done some pretty crazy [censored] myself.

[vhawk01]

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She's cute and irish looking. Irish women don't try to kill you. If she's british in background, she may one of those Puritans who cut off the head of Charles I though so check her papers/teeth thoroughly.

My advice as your attorney.
--GA

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Irishness: 5/10
Englishness: the other 5
Teeth: 8/10

Conclusion?

[vhawk01]

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maybe you walk in your sleep. I've done some pretty crazy [censored] myself.

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This would be the very first time that I know of. She hasn't either and we've been dating 4+ years, living together over 2.

[Lori]

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Irish women don't try to kill you.

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Interesting how stereotypes change when you cross the Atlantic, I'd have said the opposite.

[Arp220]

Simple explanation -

Maintenance man bangs on door saying theres a gas leak. You open door and let him in. He goes into kitchen and turns on three burners. He calls you into kitchen and shows you what a 'narrow escape' you had. Out of gratitude, you let him sex up your girlfriend. He profits.

[Madman Madman]

I think you were trying to kill yourself got caught and now are trying to act like a ghost did it.

[Lori]

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Simple explanation -

Maintenance man bangs on door saying theres a gas leak. You open door and let him in. He goes into kitchen and turns on three burners. He calls you into kitchen and shows you what a 'narrow escape' you had. Out of gratitude, you let him sex up your girlfriend. He profits.

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Appt. already had gas smell.

[vhawk01]

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Simple explanation -

Maintenance man bangs on door saying theres a gas leak. You open door and let him in. He goes into kitchen and turns on three burners. He calls you into kitchen and shows you what a 'narrow escape' you had. Out of gratitude, you let him sex up your girlfriend. He profits.

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This was definitely something I considered, but he was like REALLY quick about it, he pretty much went near the kitchen and then called for me. Its possible he did this, but it definitely already smelled like gas, so he would have been doing this to somehow frame me for the gas leak that was caused by something else.

[En Passant]

Simple solution: Play dead when she comes home. Her reaction will provide the answers you are in search of.