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Old 07-12-2007, 01:28 AM
vhawk01 vhawk01 is offline
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Default Eff poker, poker is for chumps, I\'ma be rich, bitch

So....no one told me this, but apparently you can make money PWNING N00BS AT FREECELL ON THE INTERNETS?!?!?!

Yeah, you can. I'm up like 14 bucks already (high stakes obv) and am giving up poker for good. So long suckaz.

PS: Anyone wants to start a 2p2 knockoff website for free cell, PM me.
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Old 07-12-2007, 01:34 AM
Jeffrey Dahmer Jeffrey Dahmer is offline
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Default Re: Eff poker, poker is for chumps, I\'ma be rich, bitch

I don't want to play, but do you have a link?
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Old 07-12-2007, 01:35 AM
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I don't want to play, but do you have a link?

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Old 07-12-2007, 01:38 AM
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Default Re: Eff poker, poker is for chumps, I\'ma be rich, bitch

And they take Visa and everything!
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Old 07-12-2007, 01:41 AM
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And they take Visa and everything!

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WTF, they can take Visa for this BS but poker, NO!! I think real nerds can get in bigger debt in this than degenerate poker players. Why? Well because nerds need to know they are the best, while degens know they are already and therefore chalk up losses to variance.
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Old 07-12-2007, 01:45 AM
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And they take Visa and everything!

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WTF, they can take Visa for this BS but poker, NO!! I think real nerds can get in bigger debt in this than degenerate poker players. Why? Well because nerds need to know they are the best, while degens know they are already and therefore chalk up losses to variance.

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For real. Its great, they got all my best games. I am going to be taking old ladies catfood money rather than old guys porno mag money, but as long as I'm ruining the evening of some old person, its all the same to me. LOLZERS Zuma GG rest of the internet.
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Old 07-12-2007, 01:49 AM
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Do you have FreecellTracker?
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Old 07-12-2007, 01:50 AM
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Default Re: Eff poker, poker is for chumps, I\'ma be rich, bitch

However, rake is ridiculous in case anyone cares. Like 15%.
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Old 07-12-2007, 02:00 AM
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Dude, its so great, I keep beating the same 4 people at SwapIt! and they are going on monkey tilt. I might clean out their entire accounts tonight.
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Old 07-12-2007, 02:00 AM
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Dude, its so great, I keep beating the same 4 people at SwapIt! and they are going on monkey tilt. I might clean out their entire accounts tonight.

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We (I) need $$. Is their only micro games or what?
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