First Official SMP Poker Tournament

[Sephus]

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Just in case Ray gets banned in the middle of all this, I've written a short program that should help all of us at SMP out:

10: Print "Love your God"
20: Print "Love your Others"
30: Print "Centrifuge"
40: Print "Place where God is not"
42 x=random number range 1-2
44 if x=1 then print "Doom Hook"
46 if x= 2 then print "G.O.D. = Guider of Decisions"
45: Goto NewThread
50: Goto 10

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FYP

[bunny]

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I'm afraid I don't have the official numbers but my approximates are still fairly conclusive.

I believe there were between 30 and 40 players in the match.

Of the participates playing, 95% prayed for the good cards to take them all the way to first place. (the other 5% are the SMP nihilists)

Approx 92% of these prayers were not effective.

I'm going to have to go with increasing evidence that there is no God.

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We're way ahead of you, Kurto. I knew one of you damn atheists would argue something like this - so I fervently prayed to not win before the tourney. With luck, enough other theists were forward thinking enough to also follow this strategy...

[Shadowrun]

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I'm afraid I don't have the official numbers but my approximates are still fairly conclusive.

I believe there were between 30 and 40 players in the match.

Of the participates playing, 95% prayed for the good cards to take them all the way to first place. (the other 5% are the SMP nihilists)

Approx 92% of these prayers were not effective.

I'm going to have to go with increasing evidence that there is no God.

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We're way ahead of you, Kurto. I knew one of you damn atheists would argue something like this - so I fervently prayed to not win before the tourney. With luck, enough other theists were forward thinking enough to also foll
ow this strategy...

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[chezlaw]

Sorry Doug no chickens, I've invested your money on an Alpaca.


They have donkeys as well. maybe we can organise something for the horse tournie

chez

[DougShrapnel]

Absolutely if we can get a SMP for charity event going I would be pretty excited. HEEHAw

[wingnut911]

Ok Guys , believe me if you want , I dont really mind.

But some of you have mentioned charitable events earlier in this thread .

So can someone tell me the Charity name of the highest finisher (higest player who had already committed to charity)

$228 will be credited to that charity and confirmation posted here.

[chezlaw]

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Ok Guys , believe me if you want , I dont really mind.

But some of you have mentioned charitable events earlier in this thread .

So can someone tell me the Charity name of the highest finisher (higest player who had already committed to charity)

$228 will be credited to that charity and confirmation posted here.

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I think that was me, 4 legged friends from Oxfam

Good on ya!.

chez

[wingnut911]

OK if after 2 days there are no objections I will place the following order

[kurto]

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We're way ahead of you, Kurto. I knew one of you damn atheists would argue something like this - so I fervently prayed to not win before the tourney. With luck, enough other theists were forward thinking enough to also follow this strategy...

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[german virgins]

Hello and goodbye, bot-talking stranger. -Rduke55