Beat: My girlfriend is a lying piece of trash (LONG)

[iFoldTheNuts]

Background: We have been going out for 4 years. I pretty much let her do whatever she wants and I'm not a controlling person. She goes out to the strip club every thursday for ladies night and parties and I say w/e, go ahead. Maybe I shouldn't have given her so much of a leash b/c it apparently bit me in the ass. Anyway, pretty average relationship, ups and downs, yada yada, but I thought we were alright until this last Sunday.

Okay well a couple weeks ago she gets a phone call on her cell and she's in the other room. Caller ID says it's someone named Billy. So I go give her then phone and go back to my business. So she talks and when she's done I ask her who Billy is. She says Billy is her friend Brady's roommate. I say "Brady lives with a guy roommate"? Thinking it was weird that a dude and a girl were roommates. She says "no, Billy is a girl." I think it's weird but think nothing of it.

Sunday I get off work early (I work 2PM-10PM) and decide to take her on a date. We go to Ruby Tuesdays, and we were going to go to a movie but the start time of the movie was different than what it told me online and we were like a half our late. So we're driving home and she gets a call. She answers and she says "just driving around with a bunch of girls". I can hear it's obviously a guy. He then asks her something probably like "then why's it so quiet?" cuz she says "Oh they know I'm on the phone."

She hangs up, at this point I'm already pissed because she told some dude I dont know that she's with some girls. Why couldn't she say she's with her boyfriend?

So I say who was that? She says it was her friend Megan. I'm like "WTF i could hear it was a guy" She's like "Okay, it was Billy." "I thought Billy was a girl." "Well I just said that cuz i thought you would be mad" "NO BITCH I'M MAD BECAUSE YOU LIED TO ME AND YOU TOLD HIM YOU'RE WITH GIRLS, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"

So I'm super steaming and I speed home and tell her to GTFO and she leaves but apparently no one wants to take her dumb ass because she comes back like half an hour later and says she has nowhere to go. whatever. I dont talk to her the rest of the night and sleep on the couch.

I get up and go to work the next morning and when I get home theres a note that says "I LOVE YOU, BLAH BLAH BLAH, WOULDN'T CHEAT ON YOU, BLAH BLAH BLAH" I still don't believe her [censored]. She stays at her parents that night.

Tuesday night I get home and she's there. She's obviously sucking up (doing laundry, cleaning, doing dishes, cooked me food) cuz her lazy ass has never done that [censored] before even though she's unemployed. and pretty much Tuesday/Wednesday go by with me being pissed and not really talking to her and then comes Thursday.

I get home from work a couple hours ago. She's busy doing something and I have access to her myspace account. Now this isn't something I normally do but given Sunday night's debacle I am of course, suspicious.

Anyway, I find a bunch of messages from dudes and [censored] and I'm so SUPER [censored] pissed. I give her a chance to lie again and ask her who she's been talking to online. of course she's like "what are you talking about" and i say "have you been flirting with guys online?" At this point she knows she's caught and that I saw her myspace. She says "oh it was just that one guy" but apparently she doesn't realize that there are undeleted messages in her trash. And I point out her lie again. Then she says "can't we talk about this". I tell her to GTFO before a punch her in her [censored] face.

Anyway, I tell her it's over, that she's a lying [censored], and that I wasted 4 years on this garbage and that she needs to move her [censored] out this weekend.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Anyway, convo's, screenshots, and screennames coming up next post.

[FatalError]

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Background: We have been going out for 4 years. I pretty much let her do whatever she wants and I'm not a controlling person. She goes out to the strip club every thursday for ladies night and parties and I say w/e, go ahead. Maybe I shouldn't have given her so much of a leash b/c it apparently bit me in the ass. Anyway, pretty average relationship, ups and downs, yada yada, but I thought we were alright until this last Sunday.

Okay well a couple weeks ago she gets a phone call on her cell and she's in the other room. Caller ID says it's someone name Billy. So I go give her then phone and go back to my business. So she talks and when she's done I ask her who Billy is. She says Billy is her friend Brady's roommate. I say "Brady lives with a guy roommate"? Thinking it was weird that a dude a girl were roommates. She says "no, Billy is a girl." I think it's weird but think nothing of it.

Sunday I get off work early (I work 2PM-10PM) and decide to take her on a date. We go to Ruby Tuesdays, and we were going to go to a movie but the start time of the movie was different than what it told me online and we were like a half our late. So we're driving home and she gets a call. She answers and she says "just driving around with a bunch of girls". I can hear it's obviously a guy. He then asks her something probably like "then why's it so quiet?" cuz she says "Oh they know I'm on the phone."

She hangs up, at this point I'm already pissed because she told some dude I dont know that she's with some girls. Why couldn't she say she's with her boyfriend?

So I say who was that? She says it was her friend Megan. I'm like "WTF i could hear it was a guy" She's like "Okay, it was Billy." "I thought Billy was a girl." "Well I just said that cuz i thought you would be mad" "NO BITCH I'M MAD BECAUSE YOU LIED TO ME AND YOU TOLD HIM YOU'RE WITH GIRLS, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"

So I'm super steaming and I speed home and tell her to GTFO and she leaves but apparently no one wants to take her dumb ass because she comes back like half an hour later and says she has no one to go. whatever. I dont talk to her the rest of the night and sleep on the couch.

I get up and go to work the next morning and when I get home theres a note that says "I LOVE YOU, BLAH BLAH BLAH, WOULDN'T CHEAT ON YOU, BLAH BLAH BLAH" I still don't believe her [censored]. She stays at her parents that night.

Tuesday night I get home and she's there. She's obviously sucking up (doing laundry, cleaning, doing dishes, cooked me food) cuz her lazy ass has never done that [censored] before even though she's unemployed. and pretty much Tuesday/Wednesday go by with me being pissed and not really talking to her and then comes Thursday.

I get home from work a couple hours ago. She's busy doing something and I have access to her myspace account. Now this isn't something I normally do but given Sunday night's debacle I am of course, suspicious.

Anyway, I find a bunch of messages from dudes and [censored] and I'm so SUPER [censored] pissed. I give her a chance to lie again and ask her who she's been talking to online. of course she's like "what are you talking about" and i say "have you been flirting with guys online?" At this point she knows she's caught and that I saw her myspace. She says "oh it was just that one guy" but apparently she doesn't realize that there are undeleted messages in her trash. And I point out her lie again. Then she says "can't we talk about this". I tell her to GTFO before a punch her in her [censored] face.

Anyway, I tell her it's over, that she's a lying [censored], and that I wasted 4 years on this garbage and that she needs to move her [censored] out this weekend.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Anyway, convo's, screenshots, and screennames coming up next post.

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cliffnotes: OP Has No Game

[thunk]

Standard women. Don't you guys see the [censored] pattern?

[Chump Change]

She would never say where she came from
Yesterday dont matter if its gone
While the sun is bright
Or in the darkest night
No one knows
She comes and goes

Goodbye, ruby tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still Im gonna miss you...

Dont question why she needs to be so free
Shell tell you its the only way to be
She just cant be chained
To a life where nothings gained
And nothings lost
At such a cost

Theres no time to lose, I heard her say
Catch your dreams before they slip away
Dying all the time
Lose your dreams
And you will lose your mind.
Aint life unkind?

Goodbye, ruby tuesday
Who could hang a name on you?
When you change with every new day
Still Im gonna miss you...


P.S. You're story was meh when compared to the average short fiction piece.

[edfurlong]

The pics of your girl aren't loading for some reason.

[yvesaint]

this would make a good oot thread

[thunk]

The only two women you can trust in this world are Rosy Palm and Aunt Jemima.

Edit: I made that up. I'm going to bed.

[MuresanForMVP]

myspace page please. then kill her.

[whipsaw]

tl;dsp

[CaseS87]

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The pics of your girl aren't loading for some reason.

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