Staff Memo...WTF?!?

[Knightsridge]

I teach history and politics at a secondary school. (junior high and high school combined).

I just got a memo from the school office which all staff were to read.

It asked all staff to be on the lookout for students eating oranges in the school or on school property.

Why oranges you ask?

Because apparently kids at the school have begun injecting oranges with vodka and are getting piss drunk between classes and at lunch by eating them.

I am only 25 so I am not far removed from a time when alcohol was not allowed. That being said, I can never remember anyone I know or heard of doing this.

Has anyone?