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Old 08-30-2007, 12:28 AM
ilikeaces86_ ilikeaces86_ is offline
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Default Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.

I think the only reasonable explanation of why the cat is enjoying himself so much over there is that he finally gets to fulfill his life long dream, doing two chicks at the same time.... meeooow!

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Old 08-30-2007, 03:44 AM
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Default Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.

Jesus, do old people all look the same or something? That's a pretty close likeness. It's pissing down with rain today, but no sign of my cat. I haven't seen him for three days now, sigh.
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Old 08-30-2007, 06:33 AM
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Default Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.

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"Hey. Have you seen my cat? I miss him."

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Bingo.
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Old 08-30-2007, 07:27 AM
Slow Play Ray Slow Play Ray is offline
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Default Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.

Our dog is a whore. She has expanded her territory to include both of my neighbors' houses. I saw one of my neighbors in the driveway a couple weeks ago and she told me my dog was in her house at that moment, that she followed her in and knows they keep the dog treats under the kitchen sink. The creepy part - they don't even have a dog!
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:33 AM
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Old 08-30-2007, 10:33 AM
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Default Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.

next time read the thread
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Old 08-30-2007, 11:42 AM
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Default Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.

Get another cat. That will make the first cat jealous.
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Old 08-30-2007, 11:45 AM
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Default Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.

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Get another cat. That will make the first cat jealous.

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That might actually work.
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Old 08-30-2007, 11:57 AM
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Default Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.

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Get another cat. That will make the first cat jealous.

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My ex-girlfriend has a little white kitten that has turned up on her doorstep. She came around today to offer it to me. I haven't seen it yet. The problem here is that if this plan succeeded I would then have two cats. I don't want two cats. A single guy with two cats just screams ..... well I don't know what it screams but it screams something.
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Old 08-30-2007, 12:04 PM
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Default Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.

How long have you lived in Italy? I don't know why but I was under the impression it was not long enough to have acquired an ex-girlfriend.
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