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Old 08-28-2007, 07:58 PM
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Default Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.

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Scorched earth policy: kill the cat.

Is the cat voluntarily sleeping in the house, or are they keeping it indoors on purpose?

Edit: I'll just get it out of the way for everyone -- no one owns a kat haw haw haw

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Yeah, yeah, nobody owns a cat. Actually, I haven't seen Evan around for a while. What happened to him?

He's in their house all the time and it's voluntary. The problem is that they've taken advantage of the period when I've been working a lot of late hours in the bar, (I just finished now actually), and I don't get up until ten in the morning. It appears that ten in the morning is not an acceptable time for my cat to eat. The little traitorous bastard.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:00 PM
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Default Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.

ads,

If you wanted to get back at them you could always just refill their wine bottles with antifreeze.
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Old 08-28-2007, 08:02 PM
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ads - Maybe you should keep your cat indoors during the night. Cats do a great job of bitching and moaning and mewing and pawing and rubbing their slimy wet nose on your sleeping face when they want to be fed at 7AM and have no other recourse but to wake your ass up.
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:03 AM
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Scorched earth policy: kill the sisters. Beat the cat.


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FYP -- if you want scorched earth...
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Old 08-29-2007, 11:17 AM
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Old 08-29-2007, 11:31 AM
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Default Re: My Neighbors have Stolen my Cat.

Cherry pie >>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>> cat
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Old 08-29-2007, 09:44 PM
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Old 08-29-2007, 11:19 PM
IWEARGOGGLES IWEARGOGGLES is offline
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"Hey. Have you seen my cat? I miss him."
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Old 08-28-2007, 07:53 PM
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I was so excited to make a ninja related post... [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]
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Old 08-28-2007, 07:53 PM
Los Feliz Slim Los Feliz Slim is offline
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I kind of did this to my neighbors. If your cat is free to roam outside it's ultimately going to be up to the cat where it sleeps.

EDIT: I own two cats.
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