funny sayings by my wife

[mindflayer]

Uncle Brendan bought a lot of "jerkeys."
(me falling down laughing)

= bought a lot of jerseys.

tonights saying..
"Don't buy me earrings, I don't have studs."
(me laughing)
" I mean ear holes."
(more laughing)

[blutarski]

Can we all just marry good americhristian women who speak american good and patriotic.

[jupiterpig]

What do Chinese people call constipation?

Hung Chow

[chopsticks]

[runningmarvel]

[x] with bought in thailand for 50$
[ ] OP is funny
[ ] thread delivers
[x] Canada

[EL Burro Loco]

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Can we all just marry good americhristian women that we didnt buy from a pimp in a message parlor and speak american good and patriotic.

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[furyshade]

op, let me introduce you to the concept of "things that are funny when they happen but make remarkably unfunny stories, especially on the internet"

[epiphanot]

[x] what?

[JokersAttack]

[ QUOTE ]
Uncle Brendan bought a lot of "jerkeys."
(me falling down laughing)

= bought a lot of jerseys.

tonights saying..
"Don't buy me earrings, I don't have studs."
(me laughing)
" I mean ear holes."
(more laughing)

[/ QUOTE ]

[x] post did get me to laugh
[x] not in the way you intended

[mindflayer]

"I'm gonna Squim you!"

"This will Make you delicious"

"You dirty mind, you better bleach your brain!"