funny sayings by my wife

[JokersAttack]

We're gonna need pics, either way this thread will become funnier.

[Jay Riall]

pic of wife with black eye plz

[prodonkey]

Is it in yet?

Sucky sucky 5 dolla?

[diebitter]

WRONG HOLE! WRONG HOLE!

[prodonkey]

I like it when they say, no daddy! Don't do that, please!

[imitation]

My Chinese ex used to have a few of these, she said umblelela for umbrella, sometimes their would be even more els in there. She also numally when she was thinking usually and normally. For selfish she would selfelish. There was obviously others but these three always came up.

That being said I used to and continue to make some fairly funny slip ups when I speak Chinese.

[feesjah]

i want an asian gf. they seem so playful ^^

asians are rare here in belgium though [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[mindflayer]

"He did not meet the photo stan."

=He was not photogenic.

Todays saying..

Uncle Brendan bought a lot of "jerkeys."
(me falling down laughing)

[diebitter]

jerkeys = turkeys is pretty funny, I'll give you that.

[soko]

bought - brought