There Once Was a Mod From Vancouver, pt. 2: Enter the Intrawebs

BowToYourSensei · #1 07-24-2007, 11:05 PM

part 1 of the series

There once was a mod from Vancouver who was finally freed of his life of monotony and enlisted by Sklansky to join the army of 2+2; the holy crusaders who were attempting to save the poker world from the virus that is HIV.

(from left to right: Vigorish, Sklansky, Gildwulf, Adanthar)

sklansky had trained gildwulf as best as he could into a poo-flinging machine that could stand and fight the best and dominate. now all they needed was proof that gildwulf was who sklansky (and now gildwulf) believed he was.

for this, they went to the poker oracle.

gildwulf was so stunned. nevermind the fact that he was from vancouver, he was so shaken to the core by the notion that he might not be the prophecized hero that he refused to play poker.

then one day vigorish went missing, and HIV was sitting at a table with over 3/4 of a million dollars.

gildwulf saw a postcard.

gildwulf swallowed his fear and knew what he had to do.

he had to play HIV HU4ROLLZ.

the match went on for hours with no change until gildwulf picked up 54o.

sklansky taught him this was a powerhouse hand so he capped all the way with HIV.

the flop came A54. once again, capped.

the turn was another 4.

after HIV's 4th bet, which was supposed to cap, gildwulf unleashed a surge of energy that enabled him to go all-in immediately. HIV called instantly, and showed AA.

observers all over were shocked. HIV had been defeated. the story was spread across the land. people were awoken.

the one had arrived.

however all was not safe. vigorish was still at large, and HIV had spread, more determined than ever to shut down all of 2+2 and conquer the limit world

the battle had just begun...

to be continued...