Bitter England fans are the best

[WayAbvPar]

This article is f'ing brilliant. So many great lines. Apologies if it as been linked before...Enjoy!

[ThaSaltCracka]

that article is too english for me. I can't stand their slang.

[pudley4]

Some of these are pretty funny:

41 min A sort of chance for England as Michael Owen lets the ball clank off his shins in the T&T box. It runs to Lampard, who's free on the penalty spot. He blasts it over, as of course the English are wont to do from that position in major tournaments.

69 min Beckham slings in a ball from the right. It finds Crouch six yards out. I'm not even going to bother describing what happened next.


End of match: Expect the Germany-Ecuador game to end 17-16, as both teams try to throw the game for the right to meet this utter shambles of a side.

[antidan444]

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69 min Beckham slings in a ball from the right. It finds Crouch six yards out. I'm not even going to bother describing what happened next.

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That's fantastic. I wish I could get away with that stuff.

[WRRW]

The Guardians live match reports are always quality.

Good stuff.