Funny email i sent to my college professor...

[Nicky Balls]

Ok so i had a really ruff week because my gf brother is a fairy, and on top of that the parents let the brothers boyfreind move in so now i go to my gf house where theirs fairy butt secs in the basement while im upstairs in the living room and the parents r watching r every move so i dont get their baby girl pregnet. anyways youll understand from the email what happen, and i just got fed up with gay people and today we had to write about them so i just left class with out diong the work.


--- Nick ***** <nick*****@yahoo.com> wrote:

> I want to apologize that i walked out of class today
> and not giving you the 6-10 sentence paragraph on
> this story. Right now im having a difficult time
> with my girl friend. Long story short, my girl
> friends brother is gay and he had a gay Halloween
> party that i was invited to. i went, i was
> uncomfortable being in a enviorment with guys asses
> hanging out of their pants and talking about blow
> jobs around me so i left the party. one thing lead
> to a other and me and my girl friend separated so it
> was very difficult. i haven't gotten any sleep at
> all because i been thinking about what happen the
> past week. right now i have no motivation to write
> about gay stuff, im tired from what ive delt with
> the past week. please excuse me from todays project.
> thank you i hope you understand.
>
> - Nick

The reply

I saw youi seemed out of sorts - We will be continuing
the writing next class - choose the religious or
spiritual element to complete the assignment and i
promise the homosexual aspect will not be a part of
the discussion.


it prob gave my professor a good laugh, id knew shed let me slide