stupidest move you've ever made with the opposite sex

BowToYourSensei · #1 10-09-2007, 12:49 AM

when i was a freshman in high school i went on a date with this girl, she had been gone for the last week, and when i asked where she was, she responed with "i was in rehab for speedballs." i was 14. i didn't think she was serious, cuz who the [censored] does speedballs at 14? i laughed at her for a good while.

she was serious.

we never spoke again. last i heard she moved to germany. i cannot confirm that she's still alive.

4drugmoney · #2 10-09-2007, 12:51 AM

I had sex with a girl one time.

BowToYourSensei · #3 10-09-2007, 12:51 AM

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BowToYourSensei · #4 10-09-2007, 12:51 AM

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BowToYourSensei · #5 10-09-2007, 12:51 AM

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mrh86 · #6 10-09-2007, 12:52 AM

Speedballs means that you nutted too fast?

The Man Mulcahey · #7 10-09-2007, 12:54 AM

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Speedballs means that you nutted too fast?

[/ QUOTE ] in her case, people nut in her mouth to fast. it's probably a good thing that you didn't talk to her any more, lest you contract teh herp.

Limesparks · #8 10-09-2007, 12:54 AM

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Conspire · #9 10-09-2007, 12:54 AM

I really had to piss, and didnt think I would make it to the bathroom which was located downstairs. I asked her if I could just piss in her. She was down the stairs and out the door so F****** fast!

doubLe a tom · #10 10-09-2007, 12:55 AM

[ ]relax baby, im just takin a piss