MTTC [censored] THREAD (November)

[ASPoker8]

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ASPoker8 [9c 9d]
intervntion: folds
cimeronn: folds
Bryan Bevis: folds
kwqkaos: folds
superoranged: folds
bearw8: raises 300 to 500
ASPoker8: raises 900 to 1400
BOTL: raises 2301 to 3701 and is all-in
tcblade: folds
bearw8: folds
ASPoker8: calls 2301
*** FLOP *** [Ah Kd Td]
ASPoker8 said, "wtf"
*** TURN *** [Ah Kd Td] [5h]
ASPoker8 said, "play worse"
*** RIVER *** [Ah Kd Td 5h] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
BOTL: shows [Qh Kh] (a flush, Ace high)
ASPoker8: shows [9c 9d] (a pair of Nines)
ASPoker8 said, "are u kidding me"
BOTL collected 8102 from pot

650 pca sat. Are you [censored] kidding me? WTF is wrong with people

[LearnedfromTV]

back to back 99<44 in pca 650, AQ<A8 for fifth in pca step 5.

i've gotten screwed in more than half of the 7 step 5s i've played, down to one step 6 and one step 4 [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[Exitonly]

IM THE BEST EVARRRRRRRRRR..


PokerStars Game #13326953791: Tournament #66750722, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/11/18 -
Seat 9: Exitonly4 (45 in chips)

JLlama: posts the ante 25
RTfishLb8: posts the ante 25
hasuling: posts the ante 25
Pier85: posts the ante 25
deacs33: posts the ante 25
Pass_72: posts the ante 25
THE__D__RY: posts the ante 25
theallennatt: posts the ante 25
Exitonly4: posts the ante 25
RTfishLb8: posts small blind 150
hasuling: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Exitonly4 [Ad 8c]
Pier85: folds
deacs33: folds
Pass_72: folds
THE__D__RY: raises 525 to 825
theallennatt: folds
Exitonly4: calls 20 and is all-in
JLlama: folds
RTfishLb8: folds
hasuling: folds
*** FLOP *** [3c 8d 2d]
*** TURN *** [3c 8d 2d] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [3c 8d 2d 4d] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
THE__D__RY: shows [Th Qh] (high card Queen)
THE__D__RY collected 690 from side pot
Exitonly4: shows [Ad 8c] (a pair of Eights)
Exitonly4 collected 305 from main pot


45 -> 305

Here i forget i have 1 bb for an orbit [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

PokerStars Game #13327015699: Tournament #66750722, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/11/18 - 20:40:55 (ET)
Table '66750722 67' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 9: Exitonly4 (180 in chips)

JLlama: posts the ante 25
RTfishLb8: posts the ante 25
hasuling: posts the ante 25
Pier85: posts the ante 25
deacs33: posts the ante 25
Pass_72: posts the ante 25
THE__D__RY: posts the ante 25
theallennatt: posts the ante 25
Exitonly4: posts the ante 25
theallennatt: posts small blind 150
Exitonly4: posts big blind 155 and is all-in
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Exitonly4 [5h Ad]
JLlama: folds
RTfishLb8: folds
hasuling: folds
Pier85: folds
deacs33: folds
Pass_72: folds
THE__D__RY: folds
theallennatt: calls 5
*** FLOP *** [2h 4s 8s]
*** TURN *** [2h 4s 8s] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [2h 4s 8s 9c] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
theallennatt: shows [7h Th] (high card Queen)
Exitonly4: shows [5h Ad] (high card Ace)
Exitonly4 collected 535 from pot


180 -> 535

PokerStars Game #13327055303: Tournament #66750722, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/11/18 - 20:43:00 (ET)
Table '66750722 67' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 9: Exitonly4 (335 in chips)

JLlama: posts the ante 25
RTfishLb8: posts the ante 25
hasuling: posts the ante 25
Pier85: posts the ante 25
deacs33: posts the ante 25
Pass_72: posts the ante 25
THE__D__RY: posts the ante 25
theallennatt: posts the ante 25
Exitonly4: posts the ante 25
RTfishLb8: posts small blind 150
hasuling: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Exitonly4 [Ac 3c]
Pier85: folds
deacs33: folds
Pass_72: folds
THE__D__RY: folds
theallennatt: raises 300 to 600
Exitonly4: calls 310 and is all-in
JLlama: folds
RTfishLb8: folds
hasuling: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [2h 4s Ks]
hasuling: checks
theallennatt: bets 900
hasuling: folds
*** TURN *** [2h 4s Ks] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [2h 4s Ks 3d] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
theallennatt: shows [Ad 4d] (a straight, Ace to Five)
theallennatt collected 580 from side pot
Exitonly4: shows [Ac 3c] (a straight, Ace to Five)
theallennatt collected 653 from main pot
Exitonly4 collected 652 from main pot

chop me up to 652.\

PokerStars Game #13327139297: Tournament #66750722, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/11/18 - 20:47:28 (ET)
Table '66750722 67' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 9: Exitonly4 (227 in chips)
JLlama: posts the ante 25
RTfishLb8: posts the ante 25
hasuling: posts the ante 25
Pier85: posts the ante 25
ALBATROSS57: posts the ante 25
Pass_72: posts the ante 25
THE__D__RY: posts the ante 25
theallennatt: posts the ante 25
Exitonly4: posts the ante 25
Exitonly4: posts small blind 150
JLlama: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Exitonly4 [9d 8d]
Exitonly4 said, "lol i keep forgetting i have 1bb in this"
Exitonly4 said, "god damnit."
RTfishLb8: folds
hasuling: folds
Pier85: folds
ALBATROSS57: folds
JLlama said, "FISH"
Pass_72: raises 500 to 800
THE__D__RY: folds
theallennatt: folds
Exitonly4: calls 52 and is all-in
JLlama: folds
*** FLOP *** [7c Jc Kd]
*** TURN *** [7c Jc Kd] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [7c Jc Kd Tc] [5d]
Exitonly4 said, "DINK"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Pass_72: shows [Ah Js] (a pair of Jacks)
JLlama said, "LUCKSACK"
Pass_72 collected 196 from side pot
Exitonly4: shows [9d 8d] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
Exitonly4 collected 831 from main pot

Oh, you think i'm done? no way jose.


PokerStars Game #13327165579: Tournament #66750722, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/11/18 - 20:48:51 (ET)
Table '66750722 67' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 9: Exitonly4 (806 in chips)
RTfishLb8: posts the ante 25
hasuling: posts the ante 25
Pier85: posts the ante 25
ALBATROSS57: posts the ante 25
Pass_72: posts the ante 25
THE__D__RY: posts the ante 25
theallennatt: posts the ante 25
Exitonly4: posts the ante 25
hasuling: posts small blind 150
Pier85: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Exitonly4 [8s Kh]
theallennatt said, "priceless"
ALBATROSS57: folds
Pass_72: folds
THE__D__RY: folds
theallennatt: folds
Exitonly4: raises 481 to 781 and is all-in
RTfishLb8: folds
hasuling: folds
Pier85: calls 481
hasuling said, "at least he wont talk anymore"
*** FLOP *** [2c 5c Ts]
*** TURN *** [2c 5c Ts] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [2c 5c Ts 5d] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Pier85: shows [3s Jh] (two pair, Tens and Fives)
Exitonly4: shows [8s Kh] (two pair, Tens and Fives - King kicker)
Exitonly4 collected 1912 from pot
theallennatt said, "that's why it was priceless"

COME BACK TIME.

PokerStars Game #13327214228: Tournament #66750722, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/11/18 - 20:51:27 (ET)
Seat 9: Exitonly4 (1862 in chips)

Soominate: posts the ante 25
RTfishLb8: posts the ante 25
hasuling: posts the ante 25
Pier85: posts the ante 25
ALBATROSS57: posts the ante 25
Pass_72: posts the ante 25
THE__D__RY: posts the ante 25
theallennatt: posts the ante 25
Exitonly4: posts the ante 25
Pass_72: posts small blind 150
THE__D__RY: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Exitonly4 [Ah Tc]
theallennatt: folds
Exitonly4: raises 1537 to 1837 and is all-in
Soominate: folds
RTfishLb8: folds
hasuling: folds
Pier85: folds
ALBATROSS57: folds
Pass_72: folds
THE__D__RY: calls 1537
*** FLOP *** [3c 6d Ts]
*** TURN *** [3c 6d Ts] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [3c 6d Ts 4h] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
THE__D__RY: shows [4s As] (a pair of Fours)
Exitonly4: shows [Ah Tc] (a pair of Tens)
Exitonly4 collected 4049 from pot

BAM COMEBACK COMPLETE.

PokerStars Game #13327270414: Tournament #66750722, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/11/18 - 20:54:28 (ET)
Seat 9: Exitonly4 (4999 in chips)

Soominate: posts the ante 25
RTfishLb8: posts the ante 25
hasuling: posts the ante 25
Pier85: posts the ante 25
ALBATROSS57: posts the ante 25
Pass_72: posts the ante 25
THE__D__RY: posts the ante 25
theallennatt: posts the ante 25
Exitonly4: posts the ante 25
RTfishLb8: posts small blind 200
hasuling: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Exitonly4 [As Tc]
Pier85: folds
ALBATROSS57: folds
Pass_72: folds
THE__D__RY: raises 2575 to 2975 and is all-in
theallennatt: folds
Exitonly4: raises 1999 to 4974 and is all-in
Soominate: calls 4948 and is all-in
RTfishLb8: folds
hasuling: folds
*** FLOP *** [4c 5s Jd]
*** TURN *** [4c 5s Jd] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [4c 5s Jd Jh] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Exitonly4: shows [As Tc] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
Soominate: shows [8s 8h] (two pair, Jacks and Eights)
Soominate collected 3946 from side pot
THE__D__RY: shows [3d 3h] (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
Soominate collected 9750 from main pot
Exitonly4 said, "aw"

BUT I HAVE ONE CHIP LEFT! LETS DO IT AGAIN.

PokerStars Game #13327283712: Tournament #66750722, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/11/18 - 20:55:11 (ET)
Seat 9: Exitonly4 (26 in chips)

Soominate: posts the ante 25
RTfishLb8: posts the ante 25
hasuling: posts the ante 25
Pier85: posts the ante 25
ALBATROSS57: posts the ante 25
Pass_72: posts the ante 25
theallennatt: posts the ante 25
Exitonly4: posts the ante 25
hasuling: posts small blind 200
Pier85: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Exitonly4 [Qd 2d]
ALBATROSS57: folds
Pass_72: folds
theallennatt: folds
hasuling said, "its not over yet"
hasuling said, "!"
<u>Exitonly4: calls 1 and is all-in</u>
Soominate: folds
RTfishLb8: folds
hasuling: calls 200
Pier85: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ah 9d 2h]
hasuling: checks
Pier85: checks
*** TURN *** [Ah 9d 2h] [4s]
hasuling: checks
Pier85: checks
*** RIVER *** [Ah 9d 2h 4s] [6s]
hasuling: checks
Pier85: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hasuling: shows [Js 5h] (high card Ace)
Pier85: mucks hand
hasuling collected 798 from side pot
Exitonly4: shows [Qd 2d] (a pair of Deuces)
Exitonly4 said, "SHIP SHIP"
Exitonly4 collected 203 from main pot

PokerStars Game #13327297045: Tournament #66750722, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/11/18 - 20:55:54 (ET)
Seat 9: Exitonly4 (203 in chips)

Soominate: posts the ante 25
RTfishLb8: posts the ante 25
hasuling: posts the ante 25
Pier85: posts the ante 25
ALBATROSS57: posts the ante 25
Pass_72: posts the ante 25
theallennatt: posts the ante 25
Exitonly4: posts the ante 25
Pier85: posts small blind 200
ALBATROSS57: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Exitonly4 [Jd Kh]
RTfishLb8 said, "lol"
Pass_72: folds
theallennatt: folds
Exitonly4: calls 178 and is all-in
Soominate: folds
RTfishLb8: folds
hasuling: folds
Pier85: calls 200
ALBATROSS57: checks
*** FLOP *** [Kc 5c 8c]
Pier85: checks
ALBATROSS57: checks
*** TURN *** [Kc 5c 8c] [3d]
Pier85: checks
ALBATROSS57: checks
*** RIVER *** [Kc 5c 8c 3d] [8s]
mrlimp is connected
Pier85: checks
ALBATROSS57: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Pier85: shows [Qh 3h] (two pair, Eights and Threes)
ALBATROSS57: mucks hand
Pier85 collected 444 from side pot
Exitonly4: shows [Jd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Eights)
Exitonly4 collected 734 from main pot

IM [censored] INVINCABLE

PokerStars Game #13327312678: Tournament #66750722, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/11/18 -
Seat 9: Exitonly4 (734 in chips)

Soominate: posts the ante 25
RTfishLb8: posts the ante 25
hasuling: posts the ante 25
Pier85: posts the ante 25
ALBATROSS57: posts the ante 25
Pass_72: posts the ante 25
mrlimp: posts the ante 25
theallennatt: posts the ante 25
Exitonly4: posts the ante 25
ALBATROSS57: posts small blind 200
Pass_72: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Exitonly4 [Ad Ah]
Exitonly4 said, "WTF"
mrlimp: folds
theallennatt: folds
Exitonly4 said, "Seriously"
hasuling said, "is this for real"
Exitonly4: raises 309 to 709 and is all-in
Soominate: folds
RTfishLb8: folds
hasuling: folds
Pier85: folds
ALBATROSS57: calls 509
Pass_72: folds
Exitonly4 said, "LET US GOGOGOGOGOGOGO"
*** FLOP *** [Jd 3h 2c]
RTfishLb8 said, "oh my"
*** TURN *** [Jd 3h 2c] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 3h 2c 3c] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ALBATROSS57: shows [Kh Td] (a pair of Threes)
Exitonly4: shows [Ad Ah] (two pair, Aces and Threes)
hasuling said, "ahahahahaha"
Exitonly4 collected 2043 from pot

PokerStars Game #13327357234: Tournament #66750722, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/11/18 - 20:59:08 (ET)
Table '66750722 67' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 9: Exitonly4 (1993 in chips)

Soominate: posts the ante 25
RTfishLb8: posts the ante 25
hasuling: posts the ante 25
Pier85: posts the ante 25
ALBATROSS57: posts the ante 25
Pass_72: posts the ante 25
mrlimp: posts the ante 25
theallennatt: posts the ante 25
Exitonly4: posts the ante 25
theallennatt: posts small blind 200
Exitonly4: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Exitonly4 [4h 8d]
Soominate: folds
RTfishLb8: folds
hasuling: folds
Pier85: folds
ALBATROSS57: folds
Pass_72: folds
mrlimp: folds
theallennatt: folds
Exitonly4 collected 625 from pot
Exitonly4: doesn't show hand
Exitonly4 said, "good idea"
Exitonly4 said, "I was winning."

All of this was over the course of like, 50 hands.

right now i have 1400 chips at 300/600. I'm pretty confident.

edit: busto. and this post is freakin long.

[ZJ123]

109r

PokerStars Game #13328531965: Tournament #66631479, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/11/18 - 22:01:07 (ET)
Table '66631479 9' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: rcrane082985 (10513 in chips)
Seat 2: Drrng25 (14736 in chips)
Seat 3: Tîmex (6382 in chips)
Seat 4: lilholdem954 (28213 in chips)
Seat 5: kwob20 (7721 in chips)
Seat 6: shaniac (12980 in chips)
Seat 7: charder30 (14226 in chips)
Seat 8: sketchy1 (8833 in chips)
Seat 9: C.K. (30770 in chips)
rcrane082985: posts the ante 75
Drrng25: posts the ante 75
Tîmex: posts the ante 75
lilholdem954: posts the ante 75
kwob20: posts the ante 75
shaniac: posts the ante 75
charder30: posts the ante 75
sketchy1: posts the ante 75
C.K.: posts the ante 75
charder30: posts small blind 400
sketchy1: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [Ad Ac]
C.K.: folds
rcrane082985: folds
Drrng25: folds
Tîmex: folds
lilholdem954: raises 800 to 1600
kwob20: folds
shaniac: folds
charder30: calls 1200
sketchy1: raises 7158 to 8758 and is all-in
lilholdem954: folds
charder30: calls 7158
*** FLOP *** [5h 5d Qs]
*** TURN *** [5h 5d Qs] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [5h 5d Qs Qh] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
charder30: shows [Ad Ac] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
sketchy1: shows [Qd Js] (a full house, Queens full of Fives)
C.K. said, "ty =)"
sketchy1 collected 19791 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19791 | Rake 0
Board [5h 5d Qs Qh 3s]
Seat 1: rcrane082985 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Drrng25 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Tîmex folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: lilholdem954 folded before Flop
Seat 5: kwob20 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: shaniac (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: charder30 (small blind) showed [Ad Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 8: sketchy1 (big blind) showed [Qd Js] and won (19791) with a full house, Queens full of Fives
Seat 9: C.K. folded before Flop (didn't bet)

2 hands later

PokerStars Game #13328578311: Tournament #66631479, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/11/18 - 22:03:35 (ET)
Table '66631479 9' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: rcrane082985 (4131 in chips)
Seat 2: Drrng25 (14511 in chips)
Seat 3: Tîmex (13389 in chips)
Seat 4: lilholdem954 (26388 in chips)
Seat 5: kwob20 (7496 in chips)
Seat 6: shaniac (12755 in chips)
Seat 7: charder30 (7118 in chips)
Seat 8: sketchy1 (19241 in chips)
Seat 9: C.K. (29345 in chips)
rcrane082985: posts the ante 75
Drrng25: posts the ante 75
Tîmex: posts the ante 75
lilholdem954: posts the ante 75
kwob20: posts the ante 75
shaniac: posts the ante 75
charder30: posts the ante 75
sketchy1: posts the ante 75
C.K.: posts the ante 75
rcrane082985: posts small blind 400
Drrng25: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [Ac Qh]
Tîmex: folds
lilholdem954: folds
kwob20: folds
shaniac: folds
charder30: raises 6243 to 7043 and is all-in
sketchy1: folds
C.K.: folds
rcrane082985: calls 3656 and is all-in
Drrng25: folds
*** FLOP *** [3h Td 4c]
*** TURN *** [3h Td 4c] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [3h Td 4c 4d] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
rcrane082985: shows [5d Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
charder30: shows [Ac Qh] (a pair of Fours)
rcrane082985 collected 9587 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9587 | Rake 0
Board [3h Td 4c 4d 9d]
Seat 1: rcrane082985 (small blind) showed [5d Ad] and won (9587) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: Drrng25 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Tîmex folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: lilholdem954 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: kwob20 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: shaniac folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: charder30 showed [Ac Qh] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 8: sketchy1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: C.K. (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Sherman]

Good post Ray.

[ZJ123]

i dont think i can run worse

for second in chips in 200r
PokerStars Game #13329903641: Tournament #66631494, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/11/18 - 23:16:46 (ET)
Table '66631494 25' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: charder30 (26110 in chips)
Seat 2: 888Donkey (14405 in chips)
Seat 3: colson10 (6515 in chips)
Seat 4: bobbybagpipe (19282 in chips)
Seat 5: gbecks (18025 in chips)
Seat 6: gipsy74 (6700 in chips)
Seat 7: BeL0WaB0Ve (15527 in chips)
Seat 8: IntheRED X2 (12800 in chips)
Seat 9: Phwap (2955 in chips)
charder30: posts the ante 50
888Donkey: posts the ante 50
colson10: posts the ante 50
bobbybagpipe: posts the ante 50
gbecks: posts the ante 50
gipsy74: posts the ante 50
BeL0WaB0Ve: posts the ante 50
IntheRED X2: posts the ante 50
Phwap: posts the ante 50
bobbybagpipe: posts small blind 300
gbecks: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [Ad As]
gipsy74 said, "ps loves idiots"
gipsy74: folds
BeL0WaB0Ve: folds
IntheRED X2: folds
888Donkey said, "lol"
Phwap: folds
charder30: raises 1060 to 1660
888Donkey: raises 3740 to 5400
colson10: folds
bobbybagpipe: folds
gbecks: folds
charder30: raises 20660 to 26060 and is all-in
888Donkey: calls 8955 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [3d 8h Kh]
*** TURN *** [3d 8h Kh] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [3d 8h Kh 9h] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
charder30: shows [Ad As] (a pair of Aces)
888Donkey: shows [Kd Ks] (three of a kind, Kings)
888Donkey collected 30060 from pot
888Donkey said, "wow"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 30060 | Rake 0
Board [3d 8h Kh 9h 6c]
Seat 1: charder30 showed [Ad As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: 888Donkey showed [Kd Ks] and won (30060) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 3: colson10 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: bobbybagpipe (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: gbecks (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: gipsy74 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: BeL0WaB0Ve folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: IntheRED X2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Phwap folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[JP OSU]

Reposting this here cuz this I usually post here...

My [censored] God, I don't know where to start tl;dr etc... So today I decided to head down to my local Cherokee Casino in Tulsa OK where the Scotty Nguyen Poker Challenge IV is going on...

There was a mega satellite at 11 am for the 5k main event tomorrow that I got in... W/ 30 left and 10 getting seats, Average was about 17k w/ blinds at 800/1600, I had 25k...

Old guy who is not quite the standard live nit makes it 5k in MP, I try to convince myself to fold TT but push and run into KK, gg me...

I then opt for a 500 SNG to the main... I make a last longer bet w/ Brandon Cantu, then on the 6th hand or so I look down at AA UTG, raise to 200, Red haired lady in her early 40's(hereafter referred to as crazy bitch) makes it 600... I shove for 3800... She thinks for about 15 seconds before calling w/................................... J9o... Flop JJ7 and there ya go...

I am so tilted and bewildered by this that I decide to sit in the 5/10/25 PLO game...But it doesn't start it up right away so I wonder over to a $100 a point Chinese poker game including none other than Captain "POB" Tom Franklin, as well as Tex Barch... Scotty Nguyen and TJ Cloutier stop by for a while and eventually Amnon Filipi joins us...

I am pretty bad at Chinese, even though it's mostly luck and have never played it for more than 10 bucks a point... I get stuck about 7k and then manage to finally get almost unstuck thanks to a straight flush, Q's full and trips on one hand... and the game breaks... I managed to make a POB reference but only got a slight annoyed chuckle from the captain...

I see an open seat at 5/10 NL and figure I might as well hang out a little longer... First Hand I get bluffed by a live nit who I've never seen bluff in his life... Then who comes and sits down but crazy bitch... she buys in for 500, and wins a couple of hands immediately... I am on hardcore tilt and make it 50 w/ K7hh and get like 4 callers... Flop comes A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Well I bet like 130 and she moves in for like 600... I don't even care about odds I am just so tilted and want to bust her so bad... I call and the board runs out 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ... I throw my hands up and look at her signifying I have missed... She says "you really don't have anything??" and at this point I am starting to think that my K hi is goot... When she flips over the 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] and starts freaking out like an idiot... I am absolutely speechless and incredulous at these two beats that she has put on me... It wasn't even the money, it was just the absurd ridiculousness of the hands...

I decide to get up, that it is obviously not my day and head to the cashier... She also immediately racks up following this hand...

Anywhoo, on my way out of the room, she intercepts me and insists that I give her a hug and that she is sorry... She then begins to tell me how she wants to be my girlfriend and we should go somewhere... She puts her hands in my hoodie (which btw had many thousands of dollars in it) which I swiftly removed, she basically got all up on me rubbing and stuff, She actually wasn't that bad looking for an older lady but I would be too afraid that she would rob me or shank me or something... She kept asking me where I was going, why I had to leave, "we should go to the movies"... etc... Weird thing was she didn't even seem drunk...

I keep trying to get rid of her and she has basically pinned me against the wall, I finally say that I'll be there tomorrow for the 5k and I'll see her then... She then asks me if I will PUT HER IN THE TOURNAMENT, LOFL... I tell her no because she might be the worst poker player I've ever seen... She must now know why so I let her in on the secret that J9 is not the best hand to call Allins w/ "I won didn't I"... "It's my favorite hand, I always play it, I always play 64 also cuz thats the year I was born (lol)... I finally manage to get rid of her and make the long journey home...

I am without words...

Tally for the day

MEGASAT -$550
STT -$550
lAST LONGER -$200
CHINESE POKER -$900
5/10 NL -$15OO

TOTAL -$3700

[nath]

21 left in second chance

first tournament i've run decently in in months and this happens

PokerStars Game #13330411702: Tournament #66750721, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XX (4000/8000) - 2007/11/18 - 23:48:55 (ET)
Table '66750721 90' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Hickboy (91500 in chips)
Seat 2: PMJackson21 (74885 in chips)
Seat 3: erras (124992 in chips)
Seat 4: lucky_aces08 (68816 in chips)
Seat 6: basebaldy (114340 in chips)
Seat 7: loosefer (92556 in chips)
Seat 8: Cap'nJackpot (141428 in chips)
Seat 9: Shakey71 (133678 in chips)
Hickboy: posts the ante 400
PMJackson21: posts the ante 400
erras: posts the ante 400
lucky_aces08: posts the ante 400
basebaldy: posts the ante 400
loosefer: posts the ante 400
Cap'nJackpot: posts the ante 400
Shakey71: posts the ante 400
Shakey71: posts small blind 4000
Hickboy: posts big blind 8000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Cap'nJackpot [As Kh]
PMJackson21: folds
erras: folds
lucky_aces08: folds
basebaldy: folds
loosefer: folds
Cap'nJackpot: raises 11500 to 19500
Shakey71: raises 113778 to 133278 and is all-in
Hickboy: folds
Cap'nJackpot: calls 113778
*** FLOP *** [5s 6c Qc]
*** TURN *** [5s 6c Qc] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [5s 6c Qc 3s] [Qd]
Cap'nJackpot said, "****"
Cap'nJackpot said, "obv"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Shakey71: shows [Qs Ac] (three of a kind, Queens)
Cap'nJackpot: shows [As Kh] (a pair of Queens)
Cap'nJackpot said, "obv"
Cap'nJackpot said, "obv"
Cap'nJackpot said, "obv"
Cap'nJackpot said, "obvo"
Cap'nJackpot said, "bvo"
Shakey71 collected 277756 from pot
Cap'nJackpot said, "bov"
Cap'nJackpot said, "vb"
Cap'nJackpot said, "jaf"
Cap'nJackpot said, "pigj"
Cap'nJackpot said, "pigp"
Cap'nJackpot said, "iapicg"
Cap'nJackpot said, "pap"
Cap'nJackpot said, "pawrhppwrupraeuraehupghrpagh"
Cap'nJackpot said, "ag"
Cap'nJackpot said, "g"
Cap'nJackpot said, "hpasfpsfhpaf"
Cap'nJackpot said, "pifpewhf"
Cap'nJackpot said, "pwaehfp"
Cap'nJackpot said, "waehup"
Shakey71 said, "wow"
Cap'nJackpot said, "fwhupafhu"

OK HERE'S MY LAST MONEY, NICE HANDS GUYS

PokerStars Game #13330431183: Tournament #66750721, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level XX (4000/8000) - 2007/11/18 - 23:50:13 (ET)
Table '66750721 90' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Hickboy (78700 in chips)
Seat 2: PMJackson21 (66085 in chips)
Seat 4: lucky_aces08 (68016 in chips)
Seat 6: basebaldy (113540 in chips)
Seat 7: loosefer (91756 in chips)
Seat 8: Cap'nJackpot (7350 in chips)
Seat 9: Shakey71 (292556 in chips)
Hickboy: posts the ante 400
PMJackson21: posts the ante 400
lucky_aces08: posts the ante 400
basebaldy: posts the ante 400
loosefer: posts the ante 400
Cap'nJackpot: posts the ante 400
Shakey71: posts the ante 400
PMJackson21: posts small blind 4000
lucky_aces08: posts big blind 8000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Cap'nJackpot [Qd 8c]
basebaldy: folds
loosefer: folds
Cap'nJackpot: calls 6950 and is all-in
Shakey71: folds
Hickboy: folds
PMJackson21: calls 4000
lucky_aces08: checks
*** FLOP *** [Js 9c Ks]
PMJackson21: checks
lucky_aces08: checks
*** TURN *** [Js 9c Ks] [6s]
PMJackson21: checks
lucky_aces08: checks
*** RIVER *** [Js 9c Ks 6s] [9s]
PMJackson21: checks
lucky_aces08: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PMJackson21: shows [2s 7d] (a flush, King high)
lucky_aces08: mucks hand
lucky_aces08 said, "nh"
PMJackson21 collected 2100 from side pot
Cap'nJackpot said, "ROFL"
Cap'nJackpot: shows [Qd 8c] (a pair of Nines)
Cap'nJackpot said, "AWESOME"
PMJackson21 collected 23650 from main pot
Cap'nJackpot said, "LOVE YOU STARS"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 25750 Main pot 23650. Side pot 2100. | Rake 0
Board [Js 9c Ks 6s 9s]
Seat 1: Hickboy (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: PMJackson21 (small blind) showed [2s 7d] and won (25750) with a flush, King high
Seat 4: lucky_aces08 (big blind) mucked [9d 2h]
Seat 6: basebaldy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: loosefer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Cap'nJackpot showed [Qd 8c] and lost with a pair of Nines
Seat 9: Shakey71 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[nath]

HEY INTERNET POKER WHEN THE [censored] ARE YOU GOING TO TURN OFF MY DOOMSWITCH AND STOP TAKING UP FIVE OR SIX HOURS OF MY LIFE JUST TO [censored] ME IN THE [censored] ASS

i'm never putting a dime of my own money into a tournament again, who the [censored] needs this [censored]

[shaundeeb]

for massive CL deep in muligan.

Full Tilt Poker Game #4223754703: The Sunday Mulligan (31353539), Table 59 - 1500/3000 Ante 400 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:54:37 ET - 2007/11/18
Seat 1: JohnnyBax (9,160)
Seat 2: kwob20 (106,154)
Seat 3: jc0880 (66,716)
Seat 4: CRACKENaces (36,100)
Seat 5: tedsfishfry (192,604)
Seat 6: U_2Good4_Me (67,152)
Seat 9: SlimsChicken (46,489)
JohnnyBax antes 400
kwob20 antes 400
jc0880 antes 400
CRACKENaces antes 400
tedsfishfry antes 400
U_2Good4_Me antes 400
SlimsChicken antes 400
tedsfishfry posts the small blind of 1,500
U_2Good4_Me posts the big blind of 3,000
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tedsfishfry [Kh Ks]
SlimsChicken folds
JohnnyBax: DIAFPOFS
JohnnyBax folds
tedsfishfry: loll
kwob20: [censored]
kwob20 has 15 seconds left to act
kwob20 raises to 7,754
jc0880 folds
CRACKENaces raises to 35,700, and is all in
tedsfishfry raises to 192,204, and is all in
U_2Good4_Me folds
kwob20 folds
tedsfishfry shows [Kh Ks]
CRACKENaces shows [Ac 2s]
Uncalled bet of 156,504 returned to tedsfishfry
*** FLOP *** [8s 5d 9s]
*** TURN *** [8s 5d 9s] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [8s 5d 9s 4d] [3h]
tedsfishfry shows a pair of Kings
CRACKENaces shows a straight, Five high
CRACKENaces wins the pot (84,954) with a straight, Five high
JohnnyBax: yawn
The blinds are now 2,000/4,000 with an ante of 500
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 84,954 | Rake 0
Board: [8s 5d 9s 4d 3h]
Seat 1: JohnnyBax folded before the Flop
Seat 2: kwob20 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: jc0880 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: CRACKENaces (button) showed [Ac 2s] and won (84,954) with a straight, Five high
Seat 5: tedsfishfry (small blind) showed [Kh Ks] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 6: U_2Good4_Me (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: SlimsChicken folded before the Flop