Ridonkulous Explanations

[Cryptorchild]

I was playin $1/$2 NL in Vegas. Some guy limped utg with a $20 stack. A guy with AA raises to $12 and utg calls. The flop comes 223 and he gets his last $8 in and shows 23s and says "I was hoping he had Aces because that's the type of hand to crack em with."

[jogger08152]

5/10 live game - Player asked why he had played K5o against a raise. Response:

"Because I'm the King and my daughter is five."

I remember thinking how much better it must have been for him when his daughter was one...

[Cryptorchild]

I was playing in a $2/$4 NL game live. There were a few limpers and the big blind went all-in for about $100. One guy tanks for about 2-3 minutes and then says "Pot odds" and calls with Q8o.

[jocke4]

Q8o std online
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[davidlong14]

"I thought you were bluffing."

[HustlerLA]

"I put you on Ace King"

[killerfizh]

"JRizzle88: i wish i was an idiot callin raises with garbage and hitting"

[Makonnen]

Live Game. Someone calls against my obvious made (diamond) flush, and says "I put you on two black tens." I say, "that's a helluva specific read" as I stack chips ...

[Jack Bando]

"I put you on an over pair" (board is 278 and the talker had AJ and called AI)

[Jazzy3113]

Is this reply too much. When I first started out and got sucked out on I would type: "I hope you or someone you love gets cancer." and FTP banned my chat for 5 months. Is that too harsh or do people realize its the heat of the moment?