Am I suspose to apologize in this situation?

[En Passant]

I'm bored at work so I'll tell a story.

Up until October, I was living on the top floor (17th) of an apartment complex. This floor was special as it only had four rooms total on it, whereas other floors in the building had around 10. One of the rooms was occupied by a corporate employee. So when people wanted to take a tour of the apartment, they were often shown this room.

One summer evening I was playing the pokah when I heard someone turning a key into my door. I figured if was Shariff and Arjun (I forget their real names, so I googled "popular Indian names”), but that would be impossible, as they just left to find some flavored tobacco for their hookah. I ignored it for another minute and then finally exited out of my NL10 tables to see what the deal was.

It was a white employee and two damn fine looking afro Americans. I opened the door and asked them if they needed help. White girl tells me that she mistakenly thought this was the room they showed to potential renters, and I told her that it was not. Since they were right there, she asked if she could just show the girls what the room looked like. Even though they probably couldn’t afford this place (LDO), I said eff it and let them in, even though the room was dirty.

So I put on some underwear and get back to my grind session when all of a sudden I hear them laughing. I play it off at first, but they just keep laughing. And then it hits me. I have the biggest [censored] sitting in the toilet. (Multitude of shapes and colors) I liked to leave it there as a nice little surprise for my roommate when he got back from class. It was there for at least five hours so I imagine the smell had to be intolerable.

When they came back to the living room I tried acting as if I didn’t know I had a big pile of [censored] in the toilet bowl. However, I am now starting to feel guilty as I reflect on this a few months later. Should I have apologized for the [censored]? Maybe even work it into a pick up line?

Cliff notes: Black girls saw my [censored], what’s my play?

Edit: Serious posts only please

[bmwguy525]

If this story didn't end in a foursome then I don't wanna hear about it

[goofyballer]

Though I have a hard time believing you actually only want serious replies, I shall bite and give you one: It's your apartment and you don't have to apologize for anything about it, especially since they're supposed to be looking at a different one to begin with.

[En Passant]

Thanks for the serious reply goofy.

Limesparks - I'll start making threads with zero substance, such as a picture of a goat in a moat, in order to gain your support. Thanks

[Phatty_One]

You should have left the [censored] in the sink.

[Smell The Glove]

/looks at op
tl;dr. let's see if there's cliff's notes
/looks at cliff's notes
oh a black girl saw his dick. this might be a funny post. i'll read it.
/reads post
BASTARD. goddamn you tricked me into reading your whole post. i was hoping for a penis story!

[GTBMuckface]

cliff notes:

dude shows girls his poo.

[Limesparks]

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Limesparks - I'll start making threads with zero substance, such as a picture of a goat in a moat, in order to gain your support. Thanks

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SNAPPPP

i didnt see that one coming thats funny its just like the other night when i was playing chess against this dude and he captured my pawn by jumping to a square i wasnt even ON RIGGED WTF

[PITTM]

yeah the whole time i thought the [censored] said "peen" somehow. I was waiting for your dick to be hanging out the underwear hole or something. I would just tell them to go laugh at their welfare checks(not because their black but cause op said they couldnt afford the apartment!)

[Poofler]

And why can't they afford the apartment PITTM, hmmm?