How can I make myself get diarrhea?

[chrismystero]

Wasn't sure to post this in Student Life or BBV. I made the right choice imo.

Anyways, I have a history of deferring (chosing not to write) tests when I'm not prepared for them. Everytime I go the doctor marks on the note I had limitted symptoms and can't be good for my record. So I have to defer a test I have on Saturday. I feel like it's necessary I actually get an illness so he can have some findings this time. I chose diarrhea. I'm going to go get the Doctor's note at about 10:00am Saturday morning.

The question:

When and what should I do to get diarrhea at the perfect time for my plan?

Do me well, BBV.