Things you were blessed/cursed with at birth.

[Farfenugen]

List the things you were blessed or cursed with at birth. These are things that you have no control over and were just born into. It can be situational or biological.

Blessed:

- White, male, USA HOLLLLAAAAA
- Middle class
- Above average intellect
- Above average athletic ability
- Stable family concerned for my well being
- Born in Nebraska home of the Cornhuskers

Cursed:

- Lazy eye
- Genes for poor vision
- Genes for baldness
- History of heart disease in family on both sides
- ADD
- Skin oilier than a pepperoni
- Wisdom teeth

[FlyWf]

First to mention giant penis!

[almostbusto]

You are me except:
change nebraska to idaho.
middle class to upper class (for idaho at least, so maybe back down to middle class if you are coming from the "fake middle class" angle).

DROP the balding/poor vision stuff.
ADD emphasis to the lazy characteristic.

EDIT: didn't notice it was lazy EYE and not just being lazy. my eyes are fine, but i am pretty damn lazy.

[Hollywade]

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- Born in Nebraska home of the Cornhuskers

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This is a blessing? Really? Please explain. Of all the states I have visited, the only one I can think of that I liked less than Nebraska was Iowa.

Of course I loathe the Huskers too, but I'm assuming there are other reasons why you like living there so much.

[absoludicrous]

Blessed:

-White Male
-Minnesota, USA
-Normal Family
-Height (6'6")
-Athleticism
-High Metabolism
-Artistic
-Aquarius
-Awesome, cool parents
-Low body odor

Cursed:

-Wisdom teeth
-Sweatier than normal hands/feet
-Large mole on my ass

[PokerAmateur4]

Does it hurt to sit? Otherwise that's cool, any girls are SOL by the time it matters.

[TxRedMan]

everyone in this thread has *'s.

wtf.

[absoludicrous]

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everyone in this thread has *'s.

wtf.

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We all suck at posting OBV...

[LonesomeFugitive]

Blessed:

-Great family, good hearted people never done harm to anyone
-i rarely get sick
-intelligent, don't have to study much to pass classes, i passed classes without even having the book

Cursed:

-money problems
-moved around too much due to money problems
-lots of girl problems, trouble getting a girlfriend, girls are either intimidated by me or think im gay cause of my pretty face and good looks ;(
-degenerate procrastinator
-skinny, well im genetically skinny i just can't gain any weight. Most would say is a blessing considering how fat the populace is getting. I would just like to gain 15 pounds if too much to ask.
-my face gets red like a tomatoe, even when cloudy my face gets red even though im not pale. I don't know if it's sunburn or if my blood pressure is high or something. The Bible does say a red face is the trait of the adamites so maybe this ain't a curse after all!

[Klompy]

Blessed

- 20:15 vision
- upper/middle class parents, stable home
- white, tall, male
- above average intellect
- mouth large enough that wisdom teeth stay


cursed

- ADD
- red/green colorblind
- lazy
- sunburn easily, but am not pale.... [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
- a pretty unsteady hand