BRAG: 5 MOTHERFKIN PIES

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So, as many of you know, I had a lonely singles Thanksgiving.

Today in the mail I received two largeass styrofoam packages. In them were 5 Schwann's Apple pies. Damn.

Here are the containers. Note the bags of dry ice.:


Here are the pies. Two are unbagged, the other 3 are in the pink bag (trying to deter thieves):



I HAVE PIE AND DRY ICE TO PLAY WITH! MWUAHAHAHAHA.

What should I do with the dry ice first?