major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes

wmonfor · #1 09-30-2007, 09:59 PM

The government in the state of michigan shuts down at midnight tonight because of some stupid ish.

beat: no liquor. Stores can sell their remaining stock, but they can't import any liquor into the state until the govt is back up.

double beat: no cigarettes, same reason as above.

HUGE BEAT: I STILL HAVE TO PAY [censored] TAXES WTFBASTARD?!?!?!

brag: hmmmm . . . can't think of a big one. No state police so speeding is less risky?

variance: can still buy beer and the casinos stay open.

Conspire · #2 09-30-2007, 10:00 PM

WHAT THE [censored]!!! ARE YOU [censored] SERIOUS NO CIGARETTES??? I JUST MOVED TO THIS [censored] STATE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE [censored], I MEAN SERIOUSLY OH MY [censored] GOD!

YOU ARE KIDDING RIGHT???

bonds · #3 09-30-2007, 10:02 PM

Variance: If this continues, Ima be driving unlawfully b/c I won't be able to renew my license.

Brokeass states FTW!

wmonfor · #4 09-30-2007, 10:05 PM

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WHAT THE [censored]!!! ARE YOU [censored] SERIOUS NO CIGARETTES??? I JUST MOVED TO THIS [censored] STATE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE [censored], I MEAN SERIOUSLY OH MY [censored] GOD!

YOU ARE KIDDING RIGHT???

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not kidding

sc000t · #5 09-30-2007, 10:06 PM

The Indian casinos are staying open but I think the Detroit casinos are shutting down. We're currently stocking up on booze and when that runs out we're driving 120mph to indiana to buy more.

We'll also be robbing a few banks, anyone want in?

Conspire · #6 09-30-2007, 10:07 PM

Im down with robbing a bank, I live right in the thumb, [censored] [censored] [censored] this is [censored] madness!

vhawk01 · #7 09-30-2007, 10:10 PM

Have fun paying way more taxes for the next ten years guys.

Conspire · #8 09-30-2007, 10:10 PM

I mean seriously, cigarettes already cost 5 dollaz a pack, they are now gonna probably be $11!!!!

This is gonna be like [censored] prohibition!

I_AM_EVIL · #9 09-30-2007, 10:12 PM

I bet the people in the Michigan Militia are loving that. No beer and no cigs....how will they survive? At least they have plenty of guns and ammo for when the [censored] hits the fan.

Join them and take back your state.

bonds · #10 09-30-2007, 10:15 PM

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Have fun paying way more taxes for the next ten years guys.

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Well, I was looking for a reason to move somewhere else anyway.

Thanks for the shove out the door state gov't!