I WANNA JERK OFF ALL OVER MYSELF

[KRANTZ]

cant touch this


Full Tilt Poker Game #1692486096: Table Buckwood (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:12:46 ET - 2007/01/29
Seat 1: trplthrt ($2,149.50), is sitting out
Seat 2: jarrod963 ($943.45)
Seat 3: XMXOMG ($362.75)
Seat 4: pmilanov ($1,226.75)
Seat 5: DaEvils ($1,279)
Seat 6: pr1nnyraid ($980)
pr1nnyraid posts the small blind of $5
jarrod963 posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pr1nnyraid [8d 7c]
trplthrt has returned
XMXOMG calls $10
pmilanov folds
DaEvils folds
pr1nnyraid calls $5
jarrod963 checks
*** FLOP *** [9h 3s Qc]
pr1nnyraid checks
jarrod963 checks
XMXOMG checks
*** TURN *** [9h 3s Qc] [6d]
pr1nnyraid bets $30
jarrod963 has 15 seconds left to act
jarrod963 calls $30
XMXOMG folds
*** RIVER *** [9h 3s Qc 6d] [Qh]
pr1nnyraid checks
jarrod963 bets $65
pr1nnyraid has 15 seconds left to act
pr1nnyraid calls $65
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jarrod963 shows [4d 5d] (a pair of Queens)
pr1nnyraid shows [8d 7c] (a pair of Queens)
pr1nnyraid wins the pot ($217) with a pair of Queens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $220 | Rake $3
Board: [9h 3s Qc 6d Qh]
Seat 1: trplthrt is sitting out
Seat 2: jarrod963 (big blind) showed [4d 5d] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 3: XMXOMG folded on the Turn
Seat 4: pmilanov didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: DaEvils (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: pr1nnyraid (small blind) showed [8d 7c] and won ($217) with a pair of Queens

[AceCR9]

nice misclick

[WiltOnTilt]

omfg

[Autocratic]

I wanna jerk off all over you too.

[danzasmack]

Krantz basically said he just called instead of c/r'ing because it was too baller and wanted to see exactly what he had

[KRANTZ]

[ QUOTE ]
nice misclick

[/ QUOTE ]

one day when you are good you will understand this hand

[Requin]

Rainbow board...you're insane.

[PartyGirlUK]

Wow, I wanna give you the best head you've ever had.

[ThePeanutFlush]

He played you like he didn't know you were Chuck Norris.

[knicknut]

I once bluffed in limit on the river with J-high, got called, and still won the pot.