brag: epic session

[ipokeder]

i just played the craziest session of my life.

i started out playing pretty well and running pretty bad (had some [censored] i couldn't get away from, NFD vs set, fd vs JJ), but still stuck it through. i also played dariominieri heads up for a while and am proud to say that i smashed him hard enough to make him leave our tables

some hands:

POKERSTARS GAME #9638666284: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/04/27 - 19:36:37 (ET)
Table 'Demophon II' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: ipokeder ($603 in chips)
Seat 2: Yello man ($687.75 in chips)
Seat 3: fesar ($519.45 in chips)
Seat 4: Miko4 ($1057.20 in chips)
Seat 5: SupaLunatiK ($511 in chips)
Seat 6: antikiller1 ($102 in chips)
ipokeder: posts small blind $3
Yello man: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Qs Qc]
fesar: calls $6
Miko4: raises $18 to $24
SupaLunatiK: folds
antikiller1: folds
ipokeder: raises $66 to $90
Yello man: folds
fesar: folds
Miko4: calls $66
*** FLOP *** [3s 3d 8h]
ipokeder: bets $150
Miko4: raises $817.20 to $967.20 and is all-in
ipokeder: calls $363 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3s 3d 8h] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [3s 3d 8h 9s] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Qs Qc] (two pair, Queens and Threes)
Miko4: shows [Th Tc] (a full house, Tens full of Threes)
ipokeder said, "cgxn,lmsejrohibsejt"
Miko4 collected $1215 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1218 | Rake $3
Board [3s 3d 8h 9s Ts]
Seat 1: ipokeder (small blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with two pair, Queens and Threes
Seat 2: Yello man (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: fesar folded before Flop
Seat 4: Miko4 showed [Th Tc] and won ($1215) with a full house, Tens full of Threes
Seat 5: SupaLunatiK folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: antikiller1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #9637955607: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/04/27 - 18:49:01 (ET)
Table 'Saturn III' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: JeffBoston ($698.10 in chips)
Seat 2: Dariominieri ($586.20 in chips)
Seat 3: ipokeder ($1706 in chips)
Seat 4: frankSrJr ($144 in chips)
Seat 5: niwwin ($337.35 in chips)
Seat 6: lil_reeves ($730 in chips)
niwwin: posts small blind $3
lil_reeves: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [5s 5c]
JeffBoston: folds
Dariominieri: raises $18 to $24
ipokeder: calls $24
frankSrJr: calls $24
niwwin: folds
lil_reeves: calls $18
*** FLOP *** [Jh 5h 6c]
lil_reeves: checks
Dariominieri: bets $72
ipokeder: calls $72
frankSrJr: folds
lil_reeves: folds
*** TURN *** [Jh 5h 6c] [Kd]
Dariominieri: bets $144
ipokeder: raises $1466 to $1610 and is all-in
Dariominieri: calls $346.20 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Jh 5h 6c Kd] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dariominieri: shows [9h 8h] (a straight, Five to Nine)
ipokeder: mucks hand
ipokeder said, "SApOIJFSaeofijwioefh"
Dariominieri collected $1220.40 from pot
ipokeder said, "MY ****ING GOD"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1223.40 | Rake $3
Board [Jh 5h 6c Kd 7s]
Seat 1: JeffBoston folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Dariominieri showed [9h 8h] and won ($1220.40) with a straight, Five to Nine
Seat 3: ipokeder mucked [5s 5c]
Seat 4: frankSrJr (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: niwwin (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: lil_reeves (big blind) folded on the Flop

POKERSTARS GAME #9637757939: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/04/27 - 18:35:57 (ET)
Table 'Polaris' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: fesar ($400.20 in chips)
Seat 2: Sublime8700 ($1249.45 in chips)
Seat 3: Dariominieri ($576 in chips)
Seat 4: IMSAKIDD ($102 in chips)
Seat 6: ipokeder ($822 in chips)
fesar: posts small blind $3
Sublime8700: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Qh Qc]
Dariominieri: raises $18 to $24
IMSAKIDD: folds
ipokeder: raises $54 to $78
fesar: folds
Sublime8700: folds
Dariominieri: calls $54
*** FLOP *** [Jd 6d Jh]
Dariominieri: checks
ipokeder: bets $120
Dariominieri: calls $120
*** TURN *** [Jd 6d Jh] [7c]
Dariominieri: checks
ael1979 joins the table at seat #5
ipokeder: checks
*** RIVER *** [Jd 6d Jh 7c] [4s]
Dariominieri: bets $378 and is all-in
ipokeder: calls $378
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dariominieri: shows [Jc Js] (four of a kind, Jacks)
ipokeder: mucks hand
ipokeder said, "SDGSKDJHGSOIUHGSOIUHG"
Dariominieri collected $1159 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1161 | Rake $2
Board [Jd 6d Jh 7c 4s]
Seat 1: fesar (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Sublime8700 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Dariominieri showed [Jc Js] and won ($1159) with four of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: IMSAKIDD folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ipokeder (button) mucked [Qh Qc]

POKERSTARS GAME #9638128553: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/04/27 - 19:00:36 (ET)
Table 'Saturn III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: JeffBoston ($608.10 in chips)
Seat 2: Dariominieri ($2035.70 in chips)
Seat 3: ipokeder ($1447.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Joe_Banks ($117 in chips)
Seat 6: marxterdam ($417.45 in chips)
marxterdam: posts small blind $3
JeffBoston: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [9d Js]
Dariominieri: folds
ipokeder: raises $18 to $24
Joe_Banks: folds
marxterdam: calls $21
JeffBoston: folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh Kd Ts]
marxterdam: bets $18
ipokeder: raises $60 to $78
marxterdam: raises $60 to $138
ipokeder: raises $1285.25 to $1423.25 and is all-in
marxterdam: calls $255.45 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Qh Kd Ts] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [Qh Kd Ts 4d] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
marxterdam: shows [Ad Jh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
ipokeder: mucks hand
marxterdam collected $838.90 from pot
ipokeder said, "forF UCks sake"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $840.90 | Rake $2
Board [Qh Kd Ts 4d 9s]
Seat 1: JeffBoston (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Dariominieri folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ipokeder mucked [9d Js]
Seat 5: Joe_Banks (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: marxterdam (small blind) showed [Ad Jh] and won ($838.90) with a straight, Ten to Ace


POKERSTARS GAME #9638545569: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/04/27 - 19:28:24 (ET)
Table 'Polaris' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: z8eldred ($367.90 in chips)
Seat 6: ipokeder ($1389.80 in chips)
z8eldred: posts small blind $3
ipokeder: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Td Ts]
z8eldred: raises $18 to $24
ipokeder: raises $54 to $78
z8eldred: raises $289.90 to $367.90 and is all-in
ipokeder: calls $289.90
*** FLOP *** [Jd 8s As]
*** TURN *** [Jd 8s As] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 8s As 7c] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Td Ts] (a pair of Tens)
z8eldred: shows [9s Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
z8eldred collected $734.80 from pot
ipokeder said, "sdfgaerijgwgoiuj"
ipokeder said, "you ****ing monkey"
ipokeder said, "jesus christ"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $735.80 | Rake $1
Board [Jd 8s As 7c 3d]
Seat 4: z8eldred (button) (small blind) showed [9s Jc] and won ($734.80) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: ipokeder (big blind) showed [Td Ts] and lost with a pair of Tens


POKERSTARS GAME #9637558805: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/04/27 - 18:22:48 (ET)
Table 'Saturn III' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: Dariominieri ($700 in chips)
Seat 3: ipokeder ($797 in chips)
Dariominieri: posts small blind $3
ipokeder: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Ad Qc]
Dariominieri: raises $12 to $18
ipokeder: raises $48 to $66
Dariominieri: calls $48
*** FLOP *** [Kd Js Kc]
ipokeder: bets $90
Dariominieri: calls $90
*** TURN *** [Kd Js Kc] [8s]
ipokeder: checks
Dariominieri: bets $186
ipokeder: raises $455 to $641 and is all-in
Dariominieri: calls $358 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Kd Js Kc 8s] [3c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [Ad Qc] (a pair of Kings)
Dariominieri: shows [Kh Qd] (three of a kind, Kings)
Dariominieri collected $1399 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1400 | Rake $1
Board [Kd Js Kc 8s 3c]
Seat 2: Dariominieri (button) (small blind) showed [Kh Qd] and won ($1399) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 3: ipokeder (big blind) showed [Ad Qc] and lost with a pair of Kings

(this obviously wasn't really a bad beat, but it was still pretty gay considering it was vs dariominieri)

this one was my favorite

POKERSTARS GAME #9639300763: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/04/27 - 20:19:03 (ET)
Table 'Leontina' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: jmc2536 ($728.95 in chips)
Seat 2: farno ($850.95 in chips)
Seat 3: Macallan12 ($757.55 in chips)
Seat 4: ipokeder ($1807.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Steal City ($633 in chips)
Seat 6: pfkaok ($111 in chips)
Macallan12: posts small blind $3
ipokeder: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [As Jh]
Steal City: folds
pfkaok: folds
jmc2536: folds
farno: folds
Macallan12: raises $6 to $12
ipokeder: raises $36 to $48
Macallan12: calls $36
*** FLOP *** [4h Ad 3h]
Macallan12: checks
ipokeder: checks
*** TURN *** [4h Ad 3h] [7s]
Macallan12: checks
ipokeder: bets $66
Macallan12: calls $66
*** RIVER *** [4h Ad 3h 7s] [Ts]
Macallan12: checks
ipokeder: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Macallan12: shows [Tc 7c] (two pair, Tens and Sevens)
ipokeder: mucks hand
Macallan12 collected $225 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $228 | Rake $3
Board [4h Ad 3h 7s Ts]
Seat 1: jmc2536 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: farno (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Macallan12 (small blind) showed [Tc 7c] and won ($225) with two pair, Tens and Sevens
Seat 4: ipokeder (big blind) mucked [As Jh]
Seat 5: Steal City folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: pfkaok folded before Flop (didn't bet)

this here was the sickest read i've made in a long long time:

POKERSTARS GAME #9639871350: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/04/27 - 20:56:28 (ET)
Table 'Klio II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: Daut44 ($845.35 in chips)
Seat 3: Yello man ($1137 in chips)
Seat 4: jmc2536 ($638.25 in chips)
Seat 5: ipokeder ($1338.85 in chips)
Seat 6: Radioheads ($591 in chips)
jmc2536: posts small blind $3
ipokeder: posts big blind $6
antikiller1: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Ad 8c]
Radioheads: folds
Daut44: folds
Yello man: folds
jmc2536: raises $18 to $24
ipokeder: calls $18
*** FLOP *** [Qd 7c Ah]
jmc2536: bets $36
ipokeder: raises $60 to $96
jmc2536: calls $60
*** TURN *** [Qd 7c Ah] [2c]
jmc2536: checks
ipokeder: checks
*** RIVER *** [Qd 7c Ah 2c] [Qh]
jmc2536: bets $210
ipokeder: calls $210
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jmc2536: shows [Ts Kh] (a pair of Queens)
ipokeder: shows [Ad 8c] (two pair, Aces and Queens)
ipokeder collected $658 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $660 | Rake $2
Board [Qd 7c Ah 2c Qh]
Seat 2: Daut44 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Yello man (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jmc2536 (small blind) showed [Ts Kh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 5: ipokeder (big blind) showed [Ad 8c] and won ($658) with two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 6: Radioheads folded before Flop (didn't bet)



i don't say this very often, but i'm very proud of this session

that's all, thx for reading

[ImsaKidd]

I'm up $51 on you today.

[adanthar]

what are daut44 and dariominieri doing at Stars 3/6

related: what is anyone doing at Stars 3/6

[Bantam222]

does anyone actually look at the HHs? I just go for the graph

[Oxy]

Wow.

Disgusting.

Nice way out of the rut.