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#81
10-26-2005, 06:17 AM
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Re: 2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college
Goals 2 and 3 are good for the soul.
Goal 1 is gay. Mack 
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#82
10-26-2005, 06:42 AM
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Re: 2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college
You sir are my hero.
Cody
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#83
10-26-2005, 06:51 AM
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Re: 2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college
Redlightcruiser takes girl in shower.
redlightcruiser: "piss on me" girl: "no" redlightcruiser: "come on, please?" girl: "NO" *redlight pulls out mace keychain and sprays her* *girl starts crying and pisses all over him*
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#84
10-26-2005, 07:49 AM
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Re: 2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college
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Redlightcruiser takes girl in shower. redlightcruiser: "piss on me" girl: "no" redlightcruiser: "come on, please?" girl: "NO" *redlight pulls out mace keychain and sprays her* *girl starts crying and pisses all over him* [/ QUOTE ] Hahahahahahaha
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#86
10-26-2005, 08:29 AM
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Re: 2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college
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This might be the greatest post ever. I predict it won't make it until midnight. [/ QUOTE ]' this post rules
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#87
10-26-2005, 08:46 AM
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Re: 2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college
I can't stop thinking about the Chappelle's Show R. Kelly skit for some reason...
Said rollin' around, sittin' on dubs Countin' the hours, high on shrubs Coolin' in my escalade Man I'm paid, I got it made Take me to your special place Close your eyes, show me your face... I'm gonna piss on it Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love I don't even want none of the above I want to piss on you, yes I do I'll piss on you, I'll piss on you Said your body, your body Is a porta-potty I'ma pee on cue I can use karate (use karate) Ima pee on you--drip drip drip--pee on you pour it on you, piss on you, piss on you You'll never feel quite the same When you get a whiff of my Hershey stains I wanna poop on you too I want to pee in your food Only thing will make my life complete Is when I turn your face into a toilet seat I want to pee on you, yes I do, yes I do I'll pee on you, I'll piss on you Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love I don't even want none of the above I wanna piss on you, yes I do I'll piss on you, I'll pee on you Won't you braid my hair Said won't you braid my hair Before you start, I'm gonna fart I'm gonna fart on you
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#88
10-26-2005, 08:52 AM
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Re: 2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college
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Goal #3 might seem [censored] up to you, [/ QUOTE ] Not at all. Goals 1 and 2 prove you are a twisted [censored].
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#89
10-26-2005, 09:02 AM
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Re: 2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college
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But if you actually went looking for a smaller kid, baited him into a fight for no reason other than your sophomoric "goals," maced him, beat on him for 2 minutes after he was down and defenseless, ran away, and had Daddy get you out of trouble with his lawyer...then I only have one thing to say... [/ QUOTE ] Seriously hilarious.
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