Weird things girls do during foreplay/sex...

[DING-DONG YO]

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Struggling with the ball-gag is a huge turn-on

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[diebitter]

They all get pissed off when you call them 'mom'.

[Kevroc]

For me foreplay usually starts with me answering the door and the female asking me if I wanna buy cookies.

[bmwguy525]

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They all get pissed off when you call them 'Shutuporelsetheneighborswillhear Youcrying'.

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[MortalWombat]

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Teeth during a BJ gets her a punch in the face.

[/ QUOTE ]Or you could do like I do: just ask her to take them out first. A punch in the face would be too risky on someone with osteoporosis.

[FishSticks]

Dude maybe she just likes *her* ears licked. Just kinda tilt your head away and give her the wet willy treatment right back - she probably wants it but can't just say "taste my earwax" in the heat of the moment.

[PITTM]

dude. getting your ears licked it hot. you guyz are teh gayz.

[bmwguy525]

licked and completely and unnecessarily tongue raped are two different things

honestly it didn't bother me that much, but it was still a lot crazier tonguing than was needed

[4ObliVioN4]

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dude. getting your ears licked it hot. you guyz are teh gayz.

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Yum

[dallas14]

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Teeth during a BJ gets her a punch in the back of the head .

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