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Old 12-14-2006, 10:23 AM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Let's try this life smeg out...

What's the nearest you came to dying?

Two for me:

- stuck a plug into a wall with its back missing, and mainlined the power supply up my arm. Luckily i threw myself backwards and got off light.

- Head on crash on a motorbike into an oncoming car (she was on my side of the road). Luckily somersaulted over the top and landed on my ass. I did try to punch the lady driver but i fell straight over as soon as i got to my feet. Only 5 stitches and a dead bike (and car) was the result.

Beat that, mutants.
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Old 12-14-2006, 10:30 AM
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In college I started choking on a cheez-it



A friend gave me the heimlich and it flew out.



He has since become a paramedic. I like to think I was partly responsible for that.
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Old 12-14-2006, 10:32 AM
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I once almost went to a Dixie Chicks concert
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Old 12-14-2006, 10:32 AM
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Beat that, mutants.

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Already did, told it repeatedly
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Old 12-14-2006, 10:40 AM
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I once almost went to a Dixie Chicks concert

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Wow, this thread gayd up pretty damn quick.
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Old 12-14-2006, 10:41 AM
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i slipped on some ice and got my ass all wet
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Old 12-14-2006, 10:43 AM
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I also had a head on motorcycle wreck, but i was six and no helmet (sitting in front of my uncle).

Slipped on moist plants while negotiating a ridge in the lower foothills of the Himalayas (uttar pradesh for anyone that knows india's geography) with thousand foot drops on either side.

In january car wreck when i overcorrected after trying to avoid a guy who cut me off on the freeway and ended up swervin in a 180 and facing oncoming traffic.

Anyone ever hear of quantum immortality? Sometimes I wonder...
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Old 12-14-2006, 10:51 AM
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winnar
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Old 12-14-2006, 10:52 AM
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Old 12-14-2006, 11:35 AM
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had nine guns pulled on me. have had gun put to my head.

been stabbed.

split a police road block on my gixxer doing 145 in a 40 mph zone.

was in a room when a glock accidentally went off.

had a jaguar (car) stop on my neck when i was 2 years old. lost a lot of sight in my left eye as a resuly. nearly died.

probably others, but thats all i care to recite.
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