Beat: Getting Caught...

xxeximusxx · #1 04-15-2007, 04:17 AM

so its like 2 in the morning and im home for the weekend i was surfing the net pretty bored, thinking everyone is asleep. I get the urge but figure its to late or whatever, so i get up from the comp and start walking towards my bed. I fall on my bed face first and start Pretending to jerk off, my mom opens to door, runs out...havent seen her yet.....

beat:my mom cauhgt me PRETENDING to jackaff...she thinks i really was

should i explain the situation or never mention it again

tisthefire · #2 04-15-2007, 04:20 AM

wtf does pretending to jerk off mean?

NU Star · #3 04-15-2007, 04:20 AM

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wtf does pretending to jerk off mean?

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whoisthedrizzle · #4 04-15-2007, 04:22 AM

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wtf no pics of mom?

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xxeximusxx · #5 04-15-2007, 04:25 AM

i was lying on my bed furiously stroking nothing....someone else has gots to have done this b4

tisthefire · #6 04-15-2007, 04:29 AM

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i was lying on my bed furiously stroking nothing....someone else has gots to have done this b4

[/ QUOTE ]no, like, i'm dead serious, this is the wierdest thing i've ever heard in my life

NU Star · #7 04-15-2007, 04:31 AM

Curse · #8 04-15-2007, 04:32 AM

Explain it, and please inform us on how you do, I have no idea how you could make the situation any better.

schundler · #9 04-15-2007, 04:33 AM

This is too weird to be fake.

Who pretends to jack off? Is this something little kids do, like pretending to be a fireman or an indian? "Oh don't mind little Jimmy, he's just playing jack-off today."

Chump Change · #10 04-15-2007, 04:37 AM

I got caught being a fake adult last night. Wasn't as awkward as you might expect, interestingly enough.