Beat: Getting Caught... - Page 3

diebitter · #21 04-15-2007, 05:28 AM

OP

Jesus Christ, you feel the need to lie to yourself about this?

Toe-Knee · #22 04-15-2007, 05:29 AM

Wow just like oww, like wwo, lol wow.

1968 · #23 04-15-2007, 07:05 AM

if you are gonna confess.. at least tell the truth.. wtf is pretend jacking off? sounds damn suspect..

Jaycee07 · #24 04-15-2007, 08:16 AM

I've done this before randomly...basically doing it to my leg for a joke or something I dont know

LeatherFace · #25 04-15-2007, 10:10 AM

I pretened to jack off when my penis is soar from real jackoffs and I have to wait for it to heal again so I can real jack off. I love jacking off.

w_gibbs · #26 04-15-2007, 10:15 AM

The first step is admitting you have a problem.

The.Accountant · #27 04-15-2007, 10:16 AM

OP, I believe you.

My advice would be to keep your mouth shut and never mention this situation ever again.

F0LD--IT · #28 04-15-2007, 11:37 AM

Hope u were pretending it was big and was using large strokes. Wouldn't want your mom to see you jacking off a container of chapstick. Crush your normal poker game for a few hours, then take your winnings and buy a door lock for $15.

ipot · #29 04-15-2007, 12:36 PM

does your mom normally walk in you room at 2am on a saturday?

restrikt · #30 04-15-2007, 12:38 PM

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Yeah I was thinking the same thing... I think your mom ran out because she's scared you know now that she likes to come into your room late at night and watch you.... ew.