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07-28-2007, 03:55 AM
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Re: True porn clerk stories (link)
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I HAVE TO BE UP FOR SCHOOL, STOP POSTING GOOD STUFF PLEASE. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] We have a new vistor to the porn section. He's been in twice now. Actually, he's been in at least three times, as he is a registered member, but he's only stood out twice. He comes in, goes down to the straight porn section, and whips out a hand mirror. Then he applies makeup for about an hour. Seriously. No browsing, no chatting people up, no whacking. In, mirror, makeup and out. And again, he's in the straight section. No one's sure what to do yet. The last time he was in, two clerks went down to ask him a) what was up and b) to leave. He pointed out that he was a registered member, and that he wasn't stealing, whacking off, or bothering anyone. Since he wasn't hurting anyone, why did he have to leave? Nobody's thought of an answer yet, and we're not really sure we want to toss him for loitering. He is, after all, just putting on makeup. But why in our porn section? It has such harsh fluorescent lighting. I'm sure we'll find out eventually. I can't wait. [/ QUOTE ] 
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#12
07-28-2007, 03:59 AM
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I was bored out of my skull about halfway through my usual nine-hour Saturday Shift of Doom, and I was downstairs putting tags back out. There was only one other person down there - a young guy, not a regular. I'd been keeping one eye on him anyway because he was wearing way more coat than he needed, which is the I'm-gonna-steal-a-box uniform. We were on opposite sides of the room with our backs to each other. Gradually, I became aware of movement behind me. I turned around. His pants were drooping a few inches below the waistband of his boxers. He had snaked his right arm up underneath his coat and it was moving rhythmically. For a second, I just stared. Then, before I knew it, I heard a voice coming out of my mouth. It was a furious principal's voice, a drill seargeant's voice, Sigourney Weaver's voice just as she's about to wax an alien. It came up from the diaphragm, resonating through my chest, deep, powerful and furious. PUT IT AWAY AND GET OUT! He dropped the box he'd been holding and whipped around, eyes huge with astonishment. He had been scratching his stomach. [/ QUOTE ]
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#14
07-28-2007, 10:29 AM
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Re: True porn clerk stories (link)
She's a good writer too.
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#15
07-28-2007, 11:07 AM
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Re: True porn clerk stories (link)
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I HAVE TO BE UP FOR SCHOOL, STOP POSTING GOOD STUFF PLEASE. [/ QUOTE ] woke up ontime for class. Train that normally takes 10 minutes to go 4 stops took 1 hour. Got there ~20 minutes late and the teacher wouldnt let me in. This class is only held twice and its 9 hours long. Wtf ... Oh well guess I have to just play some pokah and make a few hundo so I feel better about life.
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#17
07-28-2007, 12:30 PM
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Re: True porn clerk stories (link)
I wasted large portion of my evening reading all of these....
....good read though
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#19
07-28-2007, 03:05 PM
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Re: True porn clerk stories (link)
Heres the link again.
http://www.improvresourcecenter.com/mb/tpcs2.php why do I feel like a huge degen reading these?
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