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Old 03-09-2007, 05:48 AM
Courtesy Flush Courtesy Flush is offline
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Default Mother [censored] UNREAL!!!

I'm already on megatilt at some super aggro donk table before this hand and then this mother [censored] [censored] happens? Stars can kiss my [censored] ass those mother [censored] pieces of [censored]!

PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha High, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Button ($45.80)
SB ($228.35)
BB ($69.50)
UTG ($510.55)
Hero ($100)
CO ($204.15)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1, Hero calls $1, CO calls $1, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $6</font>, BB calls $5, UTG calls $5, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $31</font>, CO folds, SB calls $25, BB calls $25, UTG calls $25.

Flop: ($125) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $69 (All-In)</font>, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls $69.

Turn: ($263) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($263) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $263

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
UTG has 4c 2h 6d 6s (full house, twos full of fours).
Hero has 8d Ah 5h Ac (two pair, aces and twos).
Outcome: UTG wins $263. </font>

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[x] LOLMAHA
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Old 03-09-2007, 06:00 AM
kabouter kabouter is offline
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Default Re: Mother [censored] UNREAL!!!

Too many cards
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Old 03-09-2007, 06:03 AM
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Default Re: Mother [censored] UNREAL!!!

he had 2 pair on the flop, you only had 1. Bad play on your part.
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Old 03-09-2007, 06:06 AM
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Default Re: Mother [censored] UNREAL!!!

lol its like a game where you try ang get it in as bad as possible
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Old 03-09-2007, 06:09 AM
Zaid_Ahmed Zaid_Ahmed is offline
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Default Re: Mother [censored] UNREAL!!!

He had 7 outs, he had the right odds to call. He probably knows he has 7 outs too. It's not as bad as you think. Everyone has folded. Preflop is pretty bad but what you gonna do about it?
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Old 03-09-2007, 06:11 AM
Courtesy Flush Courtesy Flush is offline
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Default Re: Mother [censored] UNREAL!!!

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he had 2 pair on the flop, you only had 1. Bad play on your part.

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I'm sure you're levelling but NO HE DIDN'T!

I'd give his call some respect if he had 4 unique cards or ANY kind of gutshot or even backdoor draws, but that ugly looking bottom pair? WOW!!!
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Old 03-09-2007, 06:13 AM
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Default Re: Mother [censored] UNREAL!!!

he had 2 pair....not bottom pair, read it again.
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Old 03-09-2007, 06:17 AM
Courtesy Flush Courtesy Flush is offline
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Default Re: Mother [censored] UNREAL!!!

Stop leveling me! You can only use two of your hole cards in Omaha.

7 outs yes, but 5 of them can easily be redrawn against and there's always a slight possibility I flopped trip kings or 2 pair, leaving him drawing slim.
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Old 03-09-2007, 06:20 AM
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Default Re: Mother [censored] UNREAL!!!

You mean 2 of the community cards. He definitley had 2 pair.
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Old 03-09-2007, 06:21 AM
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Default Re: Mother [censored] UNREAL!!!

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Stop leveling me!

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i think you're leveling yourself
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