the most inappropriate thing you've ever said/heard

[PokerBob]

i, and many of my friends, are hilarious. our hilarity, however, is often irreverant and offensive, and our wit often gets us into trouble.

my friend was going to NYU during 9/11. he was outside when the second plane hit. as they all stared in shock/awe/horror/confusion a woman said, as if thinking out loud,

"What happened to that plane? Is it in the building?"

my friend instantly responds,

"well, not without a security pass."

so, what are some of the most horrible things you have said/heard?

[AsH_KeTcHuM]

In my human sexuality class here in college I had one professor who was a youngish black lady, and her assistant professor was a youngish white guy who is crippled and permanently in a wheel chair.

On the first day of class we were just doing introductions and stuff and having a question & answer type thingy just to get to know each other, and she says to her assistant "Scott, i know I'm not the only one wondering about this... so does ummmm, everything work down there?"

Half the class had their mouths open at her bluntness and the rest of us were trying to hold back the laughter.

[hawk59]

a few years ago I was hanging out at my friends house with a bunch of HS friends, he still lived with his parents. my friends parents were not home, but his mom has MS and is completely immobile/confined to a wheelchair and has been for some time.

so we were hanging out, and i guess the windows were open because someone says "why is it so cold in here?". one of my stupider friends says "Because it keeps Mike's mom alive." Complete silence, most people left soon afterwards. He honestly didn't mean to be mean, I think it was just something terrible that popped into his head, and then even more terribly he said it out loud.

[XXXNoahXXX]

9/11 related ones...

On 9/11- "So does this mean we'll have school off tomorrow?"


"There's more planes still in the air?? Cool, I wonder where they'll hit."

[Mister Peanut]

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On 9/11- "So does this mean we'll have school off tomorrow?"

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Dude, everyone was asking this question.

[Phoenix1010]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0p8

[highlife]

GWB after hearing about highjacked planes on 9/11

"Hoo! These are great readers. Very impressive! Thank you all so very much for showing me your reading skills. I bet they practice, too. Don't you? Reading more than they watch TV? Anybody do that? Read more than you watch TV? Oh that's great! Very good. Very important to practice! Thanks for having me. I'm very impressed."

[Force1]

I was at a party and this guy got a phonecall and he just started crying on the spot so everyone was like whats going on and he said that his mother was finally allowed to come to the United States (he was mexican and was born her) so then 1 guy at the party looks the dude in the eye and says "Well if that spick wouldn't of snuck into the country to have you it wouldn't be that big of a deal". Now racism isn't that shocking but this guy was like a usually very nonconfrontational so it was weird to see.

[TimM]

My former boss, a jewish guy in his 50s driving a Jaguar, pulls up to a red light along side a red BMW with a young black driver and passengers. They were young enough that he wondered if the car might have belonged to their parents.

The windows were down on both cars, and he leans out and says "Hey, nice car, is it yours?"

[miajag]

Keeping with the 9/11 theme, a couple radio DJs around here got fired for saying "What?? We interrupted AC/DC for that???" when the breaking news of the towers being hit was announced.