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Old 10-14-2007, 09:19 PM
Dschmeidreu Dschmeidreu is offline
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Default BEAT: HANDJOB GONE WRONG

Seriously.....i get drunk last night at a party, hook up with one of my friends, which I shouldnt have done. She starts jerking me off...and it HURTS LIKE HELL-- I wasnt sure if in the heat of the moment I should have been like "Wait, lets stop for a second, this is not gonna work, you're gonna have to get better at this and not try and pull my penis out of its socket." So instead of ruining the mood i just let her do it, I wake up today and theres like bruise marks all over my dick....wtf.....BAD BEAT!!!!!
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Old 10-14-2007, 09:22 PM
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Yeah, pulling carrots sucks, imo.
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Old 10-14-2007, 09:23 PM
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umm...ow?
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Old 10-14-2007, 09:24 PM
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she prolly thought u were raping her and was fighting back
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Old 10-14-2007, 09:25 PM
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u prolly were raping her and she was fighting back

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edit: imo
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Old 10-14-2007, 09:32 PM
Seth Money Seth Money is offline
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Seriously.....i get drunk last night at a party, hook up with one of my friends

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I stopped reading here. Dude on dude is never good.

You either got the ghey or you don't know how to post properly.
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Old 10-14-2007, 09:38 PM
Smell The Glove Smell The Glove is offline
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Anyone else think this is a brag?
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Old 10-14-2007, 09:38 PM
highsteptd highsteptd is offline
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you should have shoved a fist in her cooter to return the favor
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Old 10-14-2007, 09:41 PM
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Yah well next time have bigfoot blow you.
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Old 10-14-2007, 10:08 PM
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I've been with some chicks who had no idea how to give a decent hand job. What I do is take over and then hand them the reigns when I'm close. That's the best way to handle it.
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