November Low-Content Thread

[sternroolz]

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i'm a lot less worried about the money than i am about feeling like death 15 hours after my last drink.

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LOL. You need to put some meat on dem bones, son. Fat guys can drink lots and get drunk but not sick.

[HOWMANY]

ya i used to weigh 235 and now only 170. still in absolutely horrible shape/fat but i wont die by the time im 30 from eating cheeseburgers in paradise so thatll be nice. i do miss eating everything in sight though [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] milk shake+bacon cheddar potatoe wedges+some kind of burger standard jack in the box staples. wow i used to eat bad.

[Michael Davis]

Pretty sure you have a lot better chance of dying in the next 8-10 years than the rest of us.

-Michael

[HOWMANY]

so youre saying i have like 1-2 year longer life expectancy than i did when i weighed 235? thats not so bad especially since as mike l knows, i regularly contract laundry lists of diseases every time i play in a poker game bc of how bad everyone plays. the 6k pot where the guy tried to stack off against me last night gave me pneumonia imo. considering how i feel right now i wouldnt be surprised if i woke up dead tomorrow. also a pretty good chance i die tomorrow at the mall in a stampede if i somehow wake up bc i really wanna buy a new belt and sweatshirts and i am legitimately stupid enough to try and go buy something tomorrow somewhere.

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just got cholera from reading this hand:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...;gonew=1#UNREAD

[ElGuapo23]

Man I really love this thread, it just keeps me coming back. Happy Thanksgiving Sean, I might be at Oceans on Sat so if I see you I'll say hi/drive your ass home.

[sternroolz]

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so youre saying i have like 1-2 year longer life expectancy than i did when i weighed 235? thats not so bad especially since as mike l knows, i regularly contract laundry lists of diseases every time i play in a poker game bc of how bad everyone plays. the 6k pot where the guy tried to stack off against me last night gave me pneumonia imo. considering how i feel right now i wouldnt be surprised if i woke up dead tomorrow. also a pretty good chance i die tomorrow at the mall in a stampede if i somehow wake up bc i really wanna buy a new belt and sweatshirts and i am legitimately stupid enough to try and go buy something tomorrow somewhere.


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I got my rear end bashed in at super soft, stupid easy $15-30 and $10-20 games in Vegas. Two losing sessions of 35+BB in games where I was a ridiculous favorite.

Your posts made me feel better.

[HOWMANY]

glad i could help. my brain hurts too bad to hide in the delusional fantasy land of cookies and sunshine in my head right now so ive had to resort to watching EM2's cardrunner vid which is absolute gold.

[HOWMANY]

ship it crucial someone paid me back 1k. just 20k more and ill be about square with the bike people =/

[Captain R]

Bay101 20/40:

Fish limps in EP, I raise in MP, folded back to fish who calls.

He stares at my face and checks dark. I bet dark.

Flop is A-J-3. He continues to stare at me studying my reaction and without looking at the flop he calls.

Turn is a blank. He still continues to stare at me and checks without looking at the board. I bet. He finally decides it might be good to see what's on the board and looks. He decides that now would be a good time to fold.

I laugh at him.

[that_pope]

I can't beat 40/80. I play hands poorly like this when I should check raise the turn if my read is right.....

I raise UTG with AK and a loose player calls, and everyone folds. The flop comes J92, and I decide to try something different and check, hoping he sees that as strength, but no, he bets, so I call. Turn comes a 5, no suits, and I check/call again. River comes an 8, and I lose to Qh8h.....CHECK RAISE THE TURN YOU IDIOT