** Official August Chat Thread: The White Swan **

[billzfan86]

i run good versus short stackers?

PokerStars Game #11796179030: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/08/31 - 16:27:50 (ET)
Table 'Europa' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: BankItDrew ($138.05 in chips)
Seat 2: lupus213 ($92.25 in chips)
Seat 3: tilmidnight ($16 in chips)
Seat 4: foofalah ($74.30 in chips)
Seat 5: KingRaptor17 ($22.80 in chips)
Seat 6: KKSydney ($21.05 in chips)
Seat 7: VinceC ($130.10 in chips)
Seat 8: billzfan86 ($97.50 in chips)
Seat 9: iceking79 ($56.50 in chips)
lupus213: posts small blind $0.50
tilmidnight: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to billzfan86 [5d 5s]
foofalah: folds
KingRaptor17: folds
KKSydney: calls $1
VinceC: folds
billzfan86: calls $1
iceking79: folds
BankItDrew: folds
lupus213: calls $0.50
tilmidnight: checks
*** FLOP *** [8h 6s 5c]
lupus213: checks
tilmidnight: checks
KKSydney: checks
billzfan86: bets $4
lupus213: folds
tilmidnight: calls $4
KKSydney: raises $6 to $10
billzfan86: calls $6
tilmidnight: raises $5 to $15 and is all-in
KKSydney: calls $5
billzfan86: calls $5
*** TURN *** [8h 6s 5c] [5h]
KKSydney: bets $5.05 and is all-in
billzfan86 said, "quads'"
billzfan86: calls $5.05
*** RIVER *** [8h 6s 5c 5h] [Kc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KKSydney: shows [8s 8c] (a full house, Eights full of Fives)
billzfan86: shows [5d 5s] (four of a kind, Fives)
billzfan86 collected $9.70 from side pot
tilmidnight: mucks hand
billzfan86 collected $46.60 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $59.10 Main pot $46.60. Side pot $9.70. | Rake $2.80
Board [8h 6s 5c 5h Kc]
Seat 1: BankItDrew (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: lupus213 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: tilmidnight (big blind) mucked [4h 7d]
Seat 4: foofalah folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: KingRaptor17 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: KKSydney showed [8s 8c] and lost with a full house, Eights full of Fives
Seat 7: VinceC folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: billzfan86 showed [5d 5s] and won ($56.30) with four of a kind, Fives
Seat 9: iceking79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[twoblacknines]

So Billsfan proceeds to berate me for instacalling here....I am pretty sure he is a complete moron, but here is the hand for you guys to decide:

PokerStars Game #11795915153: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/08/31 - 16:11:46 (ET)
Table 'Aunus III' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: golfmad7 ($20 in chips)
Seat 2: wilsoa6 ($107.05 in chips)
Seat 3: lupus213 ($121.25 in chips)
Seat 5: billzfan86 ($99.50 in chips)
Seat 6: spursclo ($85.70 in chips)
Seat 7: devolve ($95 in chips)
Seat 9: nic22117 ($24.20 in chips)
sdplayer will be allowed to play after the button
nic22117: posts small blind $0.50
golfmad7: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to devolve [As Ad]
wilsoa6: folds
lupus213: folds
billzfan86: raises $3 to $4
spursclo: folds
devolve: raises $8 to $12
nic22117: folds
golfmad7: folds
billzfan86: calls $8
*** FLOP *** [3h 5h Th]
billzfan86: checks
devolve: bets $25
billzfan86: raises $62.50 to $87.50 and is all-in
devolve: calls $58 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3h 5h Th] [Ts]
devolve said, "no heart"
*** RIVER *** [3h 5h Th Ts] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
billzfan86: shows [Kc Kd] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
devolve: shows [As Ad] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
devolve collected $188.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $191.50 | Rake $3
Board [3h 5h Th Ts 6d]
Seat 1: golfmad7 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: wilsoa6 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: lupus213 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: billzfan86 showed [Kc Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 6: spursclo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: devolve (button) showed [As Ad] and won ($188.50) with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 9: nic22117 (small blind) folded before Flop

[too eazy]

i don't see how you can fold.

[twoblacknines]

I definately wasn't looking to fold lol

He then said "keep calling with your trash my range had u crushed"

[mlane]

hahhahah, usually when i donk away my stack like that i just call you a lucky [censored] piece of [censored] goat [censored]!!!!!

[Cry Me A River]

I know everyone hates on shortstacks, but c'mon, how can you not love these guys?

UTG is 39.4/13.6/7.5 btw.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $40.75
BB: $15.90
UTG: $64.40
UTG+1: $50.85
MP1: $60.20
MP2: $52.95
MP3: $8.60
CO: $30.00
Hero (BTN): $54.85

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (9 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $1.50</font>, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $1.50, MP2 folds, MP3 calls $1.50, CO calls $1.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $10.00</font>, 5 folds, CO calls $8.50

Flop: ($25.25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
CO checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $17.00</font>, CO folds

Pot Size: $42.25 ($1.25 Rake)

[Kos13]

So one of my best friends just deposited $100 onto Full Tilt. We've played a couple home games together, and he seemed very LAGgy...not good, but not bad. He says he plays a lot of $50ish donkaments at school and, even though he's good, has run into some bad luck. Whatever, he's my friend, and he seems to know a good amount based on conversations we've had, so I believe him.

In thirty minutes, he has pulled the following donk moves:

Bought in short at 10NL.
Limped in with J8, called a raise with it, and then insta-called an overbet shove on a T-9-3 board.
Open-limped from the button with J4 in a donkament.
Called a 4bet OOP for 1/3 of his stack in a donkament with K9.
Tried to c/r the river with the nuts.

I'm amazed at how truly terrible he is...I'm not datamining his session, but I think he's probably running like 75/5/1.

HOW ARE PEOPLE THIS BAD AT TEH POKAHS?

[Kos13]

[ QUOTE ]
So one of my best friends just deposited $100 onto Full Tilt. We've played a couple home games together, and he seemed very LAGgy...not good, but not bad. He says he plays a lot of $50ish donkaments at school and, even though he's good, has run into some bad luck. Whatever, he's my friend, and he seems to know a good amount based on conversations we've had, so I believe him.

In thirty minutes, he has pulled the following donk moves:

Bought in short at 10NL.
Limped in with J8, called a raise with it, and then insta-called an overbet shove on a T-9-3 board.
Open-limped from the button with J4 in a donkament.
Called a 4bet OOP for 1/3 of his stack in a donkament with K9.
Tried to c/r the river with the nuts.

I'm amazed at how truly terrible he is...I'm not datamining his session, but I think he's probably running like 75/5/1.

HOW ARE PEOPLE THIS BAD AT TEH POKAHS?

[/ QUOTE ]

Wait...this sums it up pretty well. My friend is UTG:

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.05/$0.10 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $3.55
BB: $5.30
UTG: $0.90
CO: $18.30
BTN: $8.60

Preflop: is dealt (5 Players)
UTG calls $0.10, CO calls $0.10, BTN calls $0.10, <font color="red">SB raises to $0.70</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $0.90</font>, 2 folds, SB calls $0.20
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to UTG

Flop: ($2.10) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($2.10) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($2.10) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $2.10 ($0.20 Rake)

SB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and WON (+$1.00)
UTG had 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (Ace Queen high) and LOST (-$0.90)


AIM conversation after the hand:

KosPurdue: Q8?
My Friend: tried to buy it

[illini43]

I didn't know people short-stacked 10NL

[bottomset]

[ QUOTE ]
I definately wasn't looking to fold lol

He then said "keep calling with your trash my range had u crushed"

[/ QUOTE ]

lol nut overpair in a reraised pot for 100bbs lol

come on billz