BRAG: I gave a girl MONO through the penis...

Mothercanuck · #1 07-24-2007, 07:14 AM

Brag: I gave a girl mono through the penis
Beat: Her psycho ex BF sending me messages saying he's gonna slit my throat...
variance: Levitra works great...

ok here it is... I just turned 22 July 7th! 07/07/07!!! lucky lucky...ANYWAYS...This girl had a psycho ex bf that she had just broken up with/moved out of his place back to her parents... Me and some friends would go over to his/her appartment often to play some pokes...yes we call it pokes..or yokers...WTV!

She was pretty hot and new it too! She'd always walk by after a shower in a towel and walkin into the room in a bra still putting on her shirt or wtv...her boobs are nuts. bla bla bla I thought I was god and could fight the mono so I decided to drink out of a mono infested cup so I wouldn't have to go back to school if I was sick... sure enough i had the worst/sickest 3 weeks of my life..developed pneumonia at the same time..coughed up part of my tonsils and loads of bloody mucus and lost 5 pounds in 2 days cause i could not eat...

I was the 4th week of my mono and the toughest part had ended so I could now eat and such but the fatigue and weakness was still strong...along with the contagiousness... So me and this girl randomly started talking n stuff behind her BFs back..(she turns out to like talking nasty) then they broke up and her parents were in Italy so she invited me over to watch a movie...yadda yadda we ended up in her parents bed and she obviously knew how sick I was cause I hadn't seen her in 4 weeks and numerous trips to the hospital. So nothing happened the first night..I almost felt bad that I couldn't kiss her cause i was all gooky n sick.

Next day she calls me again to come over again and I didn't really wanna go cause I was so beat and weak and it was already 2am... then she throws the "Ill make it worth your while at me..." then there was nothing I could do...I didn't think I had the manpower to get the job done alone while being so fatigued from teh sickness...so i snuck upstairs into my dads hidden armoire and jacked 2 20mg Levitras...They take awhile to work so I popped them in while driving to her place...I get here, go in teh basement and started watching another damn movie...I started feeling a lil hot...I started sweating and feelin faint...my heart was racing...maybe it wasn't such a good idea to take those pills at this time. I go to washroom, drink water splash water on my face and cool down abit n feel better 15 minutes later. Then the makeout session started and my heart started racing like crazy again (more than it should) cause of the damn Levitras.yadda yadda making out on couch rubbing her boobs on my junk and I've got the hardest freakin tromboner of my LIFE! I even warned her if I kissed her that she might get mono and have to take off school (tradeschool). She didn't even care...she was just like .."I know the risks...I'm a big girl..." as she's unzipping my golden junk from my pants...no details on teh quality or specifics about the orality or it all..but once those tingly winglies started to come I tapped her on the head and said " What do I do..." she's like "what do you mean" I say " Well I don't think you should swallow cause if the saliva mono doesn't get you the semen mono will..." once again in a horny frenzy she smiles and just goes back to working the junk.

THe tinglies got more tingly and my legs stretched out and all muscles tightened as the levitra induced MONORGASM blasted down her throat with a gulping action of sorts...I felt kinda guilty but felt too awesome after what had just occured...using my fatigue and sickness as an excuse...I leave for home 5 minutes later. So I am therefore stating that she will have teh mononucleosis within the month...kinda a weird situation but a great story to tell...

All of these facts are true...I would not bluff and lie to you to achieve greatness in BBV. I post only to highten the BBV experience! DISCUSS....
yours, Mothercanuck