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Old 12-22-2006, 03:20 PM
Schmitty 87 Schmitty 87 is offline
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Default Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

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f the haters amachur. Most of the "170 is fat (which it is for a 5'4" girl, but DDY approves) as hell" and "it wasn't really a 3some" crowd are donks who couldn't get laid with Hasselhoff's dick. They sit on teh interwebs all day jerking it to pics of girls that wouldn't spit in their direction. f em.

Keep on keepin on, OP!!

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What happened to pics or ban DDY as you said in your first post? Great story, but surely OP can at least provide a pic of his ex when she was a buck-forty.
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Old 12-22-2006, 03:30 PM
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Default Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

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please show me a pic of a girl who is 170 pounds and not fat

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Old 12-22-2006, 03:40 PM
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Default Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

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Having threesome = Brag
Having kinda threesome but not really with fat asses = Beat

therefore this is a BEAT

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This is all relative to OPs' weight/looks.
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Old 12-22-2006, 03:40 PM
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Default Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

Didnt read all of the posts, but I guess it depends on wheather your banging them both at the same time. If so...then it is never that bad.
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Old 12-22-2006, 04:00 PM
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Default Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

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please show me a pic of a girl who is 170 pounds and not fat


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Old 12-22-2006, 04:05 PM
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Default Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

You are my new favorite BBV poster.
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Old 12-22-2006, 04:21 PM
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Default Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

banging two married women is not morally bad because they cancel each other out. unless they're fat. which they were. so to answer the OP's question, it is very bad.
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Old 12-22-2006, 05:17 PM
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Default Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

so what DID you do to/with the redhead?
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Old 12-22-2006, 05:28 PM
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Default Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

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so what DID you do to/with the redhead?

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30k handjob yo obv
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Old 12-22-2006, 05:49 PM
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Default Re: So if banging one married girl is bad, how bad is banging two?

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170 is pretty big man, although she might have just added her "winter coat"

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How many "winter coats" did she put on?

Still counts as a threesome though. Never turn down a fattie just light one up.

To quote one of my favorite bands.
"I'm like an ostrich. I'll stick my head in any dirty hole."
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