Woken up last night by neighbor's loud sex. What's my play?

[BuckyK]

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yeah i wouldn't say anything if it's just once, it would just make me think about sexing her myself. if it happens a lot i would probably just start moaning along and see if they notice.

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How about knocking on the wall and asking to join in.

Just don't cross swords.

[Sparki]

This happened to me once. Every time my neighbors would start going at it I would just run down the Hall and ring their doorbell two or three times. They got the picture and then thought that it was the neighbors on the other side of them!

[Klompy]

There's some really funny responses in this thread so far. Isn't this super standard to have happen a lot in college? I like the slow clap idea a lot, and you might be able to even just download a really loud applause on the internet and play it right when they get done next time.

[the crabs]

next time you hear them going at it go put in a CD (that you previously bought) that plays animal sounds and start shaking the bed and screaming as loud as you can.

[Mike Gallo]

Before I got married I lived alone and on the top floor of a duplex.

A single mother and her two children lived below me. She had a sister and a niece that also stayed there from time to time.

I saw them infrequently because of the schedule I kept. However when I did they would ask me if I liked bowling.

I had no idea what they meant until one day the woman's sister approached me and explained what they meany by bowling.

Bowling in case you did not figure it out referred to loud wild $3x. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[maxtower]

I should clarify, I am not in college, but a lot of folks in the complex are.

Ordinarily, this kind of thing wouldn't even warrant a post, but I really wish I could impress upon you how hard this guy was giving it to her. My room shook at times. I really thought they were going to damage the wall. I also wouldn't be surprised if she can't walk today.

I am going to go with the Arms race idea. More to come on this later....

The note would just be to embarrass her. I don't really care too much if it continues or not.

[skunkworks]

I'd pretty much just blast this

[maxtower]

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Bowling in case you did not figure it out referred to loud wild $3x. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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This was more like a WWI foxhole than bowling. [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

Poor girl got foxholed. I bet she wasn't expecting that on her way home from the bar with this guy.

[ThaSaltCracka]

Netx time you see her, just say you heard a ton of noise coming from her room and ask if she's ok. Maybe she's a freak and will smile and you can go bone her.

[BuckyK]

Damnit man! Pictures of girl walking bow-legged!