Poker is easy again

[Pasterbator]

2 days ago i did really bad at poker.



but thennnnnn... i played really good and made monies!



This is what it looks like combined:



Go ahead and worship me.

[checkmate36]

nh

[Jeffrey Dahmer]

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2 days ago i did really bad at poker.



Go ahead and worship me.

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[MasterLJ]

Very nice work!

[citanul]

u should really work on your tilt issues because honestly you're a pretty decent player when you're not out of your mind.

[ocdscale]

A+++
(one for each graph)

[Diamond Lie]

the important issue at hand is that you win more in your winning sessions than losing session

nh pasterbator

[Bad Beat Maker]

Grats on getting back up bro!

[Pasterbator]

FUN STUFF!!! Here are some hands to show how bad i am.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $489.75
Hero (SB): $664.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $30.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $50.00</font>, Hero calls $20.00

Flop: ($100) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $100.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $400.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $439.75</font>, Hero calls $39.75

Turn: ($979.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($979.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $979.50 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$489.25)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Eights and Fives) and LOST (-$489.75)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (BB): $1,397.50
SB: $1,001.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $30.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $95.00</font>, SB calls $65.00

Flop: ($190) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $150.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $520.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $1,302.50</font>, SB calls all-in for $386.00
Uncalled bet of $396.50 returned to Hero

Turn: ($2002) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($2002) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $2,002.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON (+$1,000.50)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Threes) and LOST (-$1,001.00)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $1,000.00
Hero (SB): $879.15

Preflop: Hero is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero calls $5.00, <font color="red">BB raises to $30.00</font>, Hero calls $20.00

Flop: ($60) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $30.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $101.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $363.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $849.15</font>, BB calls $486.15

Turn: ($1758.30) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($1758.30) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $1,758.30 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Sevens) and WON (+$878.65)
Hero had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Sevens and Sixes) and LOST (-$879.15)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (BB): $783.75
SB: $698.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $30.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $90.00</font>, SB calls $60.00

Flop: ($180) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $150.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $608.50</font>, Hero calls $458.50

Turn: ($1397) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($1397) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $1,397.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and WON (+$698.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$698.50)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $400.00
Hero (SB): $897.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $30.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $150.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $897.00</font>, BB calls all-in for $250.00
Uncalled bet of $497.00 returned to Hero

Flop: ($800) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Turn: ($800) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($800) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $800.00 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sixes) and WON (+$399.50)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Eights) and LOST (-$400.00)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $10/$20 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $462.15
Hero (SB): $1,255.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $60.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $462.15</font>, Hero calls $402.15

Flop: ($924.30) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($924.30) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($924.30) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $924.30 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Sevens full of Threes) and WON (+$461.65)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and LOST (-$462.15)


there are soooo many more like this but im lazy. enjoy!!

[ocdscale]

This is sick, I could never play HU