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Re: Recommend me some toilet reading material
A friend of mine was taking a summer class, and he had to wait for a bus. So he went into an empty building on campus, into an isolated 3rd floor bathroom, sat on the toilet, and proceeded to play Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages for Gameboy Advance for the next 2 hours with his pants down.
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Rolling Stone Magazine
Money Magazine PC Magazines Don't do books. Unless you have great stamina and determination. But for novices, I'd suggest magazines. |
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Short chapters make it an easy read |
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[ QUOTE ] How about nothing? Eat some fiber and squeeze it out. [/ QUOTE ] Exactly. If taking a dump takes so long you can read, start taking Metamucil or something. [/ QUOTE ] A typical session lasts about 2-3 minutes. In that time you can read like 10 pages of a book. Why waste the time staring at nothing? |
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I read Book 7 of the Dark Tower series (750+ pages) almost entirely on the toilet over a couple months.
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] How about nothing? Eat some fiber and squeeze it out. [/ QUOTE ] Exactly. If taking a dump takes so long you can read, start taking Metamucil or something. [/ QUOTE ] A typical session lasts about 2-3 minutes. In that time you can read like 10 pages of a book. Why waste the time staring at nothing? [/ QUOTE ] First off, I'm not a fast reader, so 10 pages is pushing it. Second, I use the time to think about stuff. I'm about 100 craps away from curing cancer. |
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I read Book 7 of the Dark Tower series (750+ pages) almost entirely on the toilet over a couple months. [/ QUOTE ] I'm about 3/4 of the way through Cryptonomicon after about 2 months. |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] How about nothing? Eat some fiber and squeeze it out. [/ QUOTE ] Exactly. If taking a dump takes so long you can read, start taking Metamucil or something. [/ QUOTE ] A typical session lasts about 2-3 minutes. In that time you can read like 10 pages of a book. Why waste the time staring at nothing? [/ QUOTE ] First off, I'm not a fast reader, so 10 pages is pushing it. Second, I use the time to think about stuff. I'm about 100 craps away from curing cancer. [/ QUOTE ] Awesome. |
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I usually exhaust all my thinking for the day in the shower.
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