Recommend me some toilet reading material

[JuntMonkey]

A friend of mine was taking a summer class, and he had to wait for a bus. So he went into an empty building on campus, into an isolated 3rd floor bathroom, sat on the toilet, and proceeded to play Legend of Zelda: Oracle of Ages for Gameboy Advance for the next 2 hours with his pants down.

[john voight]

Rolling Stone Magazine
Money Magazine
PC Magazines

Don't do books. Unless you have great stamina and determination. But for novices, I'd suggest magazines.

[RivaLiva]

Short chapters make it an easy read

[Duke]

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How about nothing? Eat some fiber and squeeze it out.

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Exactly. If taking a dump takes so long you can read, start taking Metamucil or something.

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A typical session lasts about 2-3 minutes. In that time you can read like 10 pages of a book. Why waste the time staring at nothing?

[JuntMonkey]

I read Book 7 of the Dark Tower series (750+ pages) almost entirely on the toilet over a couple months.

[DonkeyKongSr]

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How about nothing? Eat some fiber and squeeze it out.

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Exactly. If taking a dump takes so long you can read, start taking Metamucil or something.

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A typical session lasts about 2-3 minutes. In that time you can read like 10 pages of a book. Why waste the time staring at nothing?

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First off, I'm not a fast reader, so 10 pages is pushing it.

Second, I use the time to think about stuff. I'm about 100 craps away from curing cancer.

[Duke]

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I read Book 7 of the Dark Tower series (750+ pages) almost entirely on the toilet over a couple months.

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I'm about 3/4 of the way through Cryptonomicon after about 2 months.

[Duke]

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How about nothing? Eat some fiber and squeeze it out.

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Exactly. If taking a dump takes so long you can read, start taking Metamucil or something.

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A typical session lasts about 2-3 minutes. In that time you can read like 10 pages of a book. Why waste the time staring at nothing?

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First off, I'm not a fast reader, so 10 pages is pushing it.

Second, I use the time to think about stuff. I'm about 100 craps away from curing cancer.

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Awesome.

[edfurlong]

I usually exhaust all my thinking for the day in the shower.