email from guy- need a good response

[pookvis]

Once doesn't make a man gay, does it?

[tisthefire]

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And that good that you don't go for the gay stuff, cause neither do we. We all got drunk and some stuff happened, and it got all weird. Now we don't drink as much, or, when we do get drunk, no one is allowed to dress provocatively. If you do, you get your ass kicked.

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hahaha this [censored] is awsome

[prodonkey]

Ride me like a pony

[RickAstleyFan]

Dear sir,

Sounds great! We should all get along great. Please do the apartment manager a favor by filling out an app at: www.egay.com or at www.beefcakes.com

Thanks!

[Artdogg]

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Dear Blowhard:

Its good that you are respectful and clean. We had to kick the [censored] out of our last roommate because he wasn't.

You sound perfect. We don't tolerate anybody eating or drinking anybody's [censored], either. Just be warned that if you do, your ass will get severely kicked.

And that good that you don't go for the gay stuff, cause neither do we. We all got drunk and some stuff happened, and it got all weird. Now we don't drink as much, or, when we do get drunk, no one is allowed to dress provocatively.
If you do, you get your ass kicked.

We can't put up with the gay stuff, so your ass could get beat for that, too, but it sounds like you are going to be fine with that.

Anyways, bring your share of the first months rent. You sound great !!!

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winner, ill be sure to post any replies