When job interview goes to hell: how to F with interviewer's head

[Gonso]

Question: You're applying for a job you really want in another state. It goes downhill quickly for whatever reason, and you can safely assume this will never affect you elsewhere (you will never see these people again).

Best ways to F with interviewer:

[bmwguy525]

pee

just cry and pee

don't leave the chair, just cry and pee in your pants

[furyshade]

just go about it normally, then convince her you have never seen a computer before, and make sure she shows you how her magic picture box does math so fast.

or you could do something like end every single sentence with "Can i get an Amen?" or "Praise Him!"