***OFFICIAL*** uNL BBV thread: September

[ama0330]

Sup uNL,

First off, mods if you don't like my proactivity, lock or delete or whatever. But lets face it, we need this thread. We can't post our coolers in the real BBV because of the good old...

[x] Villain lost less than can be found down the back of a sofa

...and we're all sick of everyone whining up a storm in the 'Brew.

So, I propose this to be where you can post whatever whine you want. Observe other's whines. See how we ALL run bad. We ALL get frustrated and we ALL get stacked. Friends, countrymen, show me your coolers!

[ama0330]

Ill go first:

WHY THE HELL CANT I WIN TOURNAMENTS SERIOSULY IT IS SO GOD DAMN RIDIC HOW OFTEN I PLAY THESE THINGS WHY CANT I JUST STO PTHEY ARE [censored] RIGGED. IT DOESNT MATTER IF I HAVE 54% EQUITY OR 45, I STILL LOSE, SO NOT ONLY CAN I NOT SUCKOUT, I CANT FREAKING WIN EITHER. I HAD TT CRACKED BY K9o TODAY. K9 FREAKING OFFSUIT. YOU WANNA TELL ME WHAT THE HELL THATS ALL ABOUT? I FEEL LIKE EVEN IF I DO MAKE IT DEEP IM JUST GOING TO GET RAPED IN THE ASS LATER ON IN THE TOURNAMENT AND WIN LIKE 20 BUCKS FOR ELEVEN HOURS WORK ANYWAY


AND YET I STILL PLAY



HYACHACHAHCHHACHCCAHHCHCAAHCCHACHAHCA

[ama0330]

OH OKAY, ILL FOLD THE TURN THEN

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $98.00
BB: $130.13
UTG: $100.00
Hero (MP): $120.13
CO: $141.41
BTN: $94.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, 2 folds, SB calls $3.50, BB calls $3.00

Flop: ($12) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $9.00</font>, SB calls $9.00, BB folds

Turn: ($30) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $23.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $46.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $107.13</font>, SB calls all-in for $39.00
Uncalled bet of $22.13 returned to Hero

River: ($200) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $200.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Twos) and WON (+$99.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pairs, Aces and Twos) and LOST (-$98.00)


NOT

[ama0330]

WHATS THAT, YOUD LIKE A 4 OUTER? HERE PLEASE ALLOW ME

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $144.43
BB: $65.01
UTG: $39.00
MP: $48.80
CO: $67.10
Hero (BTN): $98.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, SB calls $3.50, BB folds

Flop: ($9) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $6.00</font>, Hero calls $6.00

Turn: ($21) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $14.00</font>, SB calls $14.00

River: ($49) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $120.43</font>, Hero calls all-in for $74.50
Uncalled bet of $45.93 returned to SB

Pot Size: $198.00 ($3 Rake)

SB had 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Fours full of Fives) and WON (+$96.50)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and LOST (-$98.50)

[ama0330]

[ama0330]

okay, you guys get the idea.

have fun!

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[Gelford]

You need to improve your flipping skill, take a deck of cards and practice ... you know, practice makes perfect !

[terrible]

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Ill go first:

WHY THE HELL CANT I WIN TOURNAMENTS SERIOSULY IT IS SO GOD DAMN RIDIC HOW OFTEN I PLAY THESE THINGS WHY CANT I JUST STO PTHEY ARE [censored] RIGGED. IT DOESNT MATTER IF I HAVE 54% EQUITY OR 45, I STILL LOSE, SO NOT ONLY CAN I NOT SUCKOUT, I CANT FREAKING WIN EITHER. I HAD TT CRACKED BY K9o TODAY. K9 FREAKING OFFSUIT. YOU WANNA TELL ME WHAT THE HELL THATS ALL ABOUT? I FEEL LIKE EVEN IF I DO MAKE IT DEEP IM JUST GOING TO GET RAPED IN THE ASS LATER ON IN THE TOURNAMENT AND WIN LIKE 20 BUCKS FOR ELEVEN HOURS WORK ANYWAY


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what are you kidding? K9 &gt; TT is so standard i wouldn't even notice, try getting river one outered ai in one, join another and get two outered ai on the bubble, join a plo donkament and get AA77 double suited cracked by K839 rainbow by a guy who doesn't understand the rules and just crippled your monster stack one hand before by calling like 5 pf raises with J582r then come on a messageboard and make a rambling pos bitch post that no one's gonna read before quitting poker forever because this game [censored] sucks a [censored] [censored] [censored] wanking BASTARD

[ama0330]

Funny donkament story:

I cant stop playing donkaments, so I entered the $2 regular tourney on party just because Im a degen. Of course, of COURSE, i run sick and get really deep. Then a design client of mine calls and says he wants to meet. Given that first in the donkament is like $250 or something lame, and the work for this guy will pay a buttload more than that, I have to leave and surrender the tourney with about 120 left.

I get back home and Ive blinded out in 24th for like $6. That 24th is my best finish ALL MONTH AND I WASNT EVEN PLAYING FOR THE LAST HOUR AND A HALF HYACHAHCHACHAHHCHCH

[monkover]

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Funny donkament story:

I cant stop playing donkaments, so I entered the $2 regular tourney on party just because Im a degen. Of course, of COURSE, i run sick and get really deep. Then a design client of mine calls and says he wants to meet. Given that first in the donkament is like $250 or something lame, and the work for this guy will pay a buttload more than that, I have to leave and surrender the tourney with about 120 left.

I get back home and Ive blinded out in 24th for like $6. That 24th is my best finish ALL MONTH AND I WASNT EVEN PLAYING FOR THE LAST HOUR AND A HALF HYACHAHCHACHAHHCHCH

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is that a beat or a brag though ?